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Takis, Taco Bell, and nachos with jalapeños, that’s a Lethal combo for your toilet 🚻

Poop Boy 416

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I used chat gpt to help me write my nursing school application. writing if not my strong suit and I feel so incredibly guilty about it

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I regularly think about hurting myself. I used to sh years ago but I’m 2 years clean now. But when it gets late at night or when I’m alone, I think of bashing my head into the floor, or taking as many pills as I can. I might think of dying sometimes but most of the time I think of the pain that might come with these things. Like how I might internally bleed or choke on my own vomit. I don’t feel normal. Not when I have these thoughts almost nightly.

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I was roller skating around liberty city today in my short shorts and a skimpy tank top.

Was fishing for BBC’s and saw a group of young bucks hanging in front of a house. I noticed them looking at me so I rolled by and asked them if they were interested in my muffin aka my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH.

They didn’t understand what I was saying and kept asking me if I wanted some rock I said heck yeah I could use a rock hard BBC between my tender white buns!

Finally they understood what I meant and this is when they got violent and started beating me unmercifully.

As soon as I could I skated out of there and I’m starting to not like these NIGGERSS ANYMORE! Not a single one of those lazy worthless NIGGARS EVEN BUTTFUCKED ME!!! Just punches and kicks mostly.

CORVALLUS B NIGGERHATER

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a first experience
6 years

I hate the Prestonian and I feel bad for all the homosexuals who are so lonely they need to meet the “Manzoneer” and get their assholes worked by him. You n***** lovers get what you deserve.

548 Views
a first experience
6 years

Everyday is like a first experience with my mom and I. We have been f****** all over the place for going on 3 weeks now. Her p**** feels as good as the first time.

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a first experience
6 years

I haven’t taken my Prozac in about 3 weeks. No withdrawals, no wanting to die, no ‘brain zaps’. I met someone and at first I didn’t take my meds because they interfere with cocaine and we were doing plenty of it. Then we started hanging out tons so I’d forget....

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a first experience
6 years

I never head for the hills with you. You can find me. Dont make me say it again how to….

I never head for the hills. I back off amd wait, and hope you see me or are watching and I wish you would damn well just talk to me...

481 Views
a first experience
6 years

Don’t get pissed at me. I might be a real a****** when it comes to certain people and issues but we know exactly what made me that way right? It did shape my views, opinion, attitude and yeah that absolutely IS other peoples fault.

You know what a good solution...

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a first experience
6 years

I recently underwent my first colonic irrigation treatment and it was wonderful. Warm water and tepid coffee was pumped into my a*** to clean me out. The nurse rubbed my belly as the process unfolded. The discharge of my colonic looked like a mix of vulcanized rubber and green salsa....

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a first experience
6 years

the idea is that happy people become educated = safety and peace

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a first experience
6 years

i have an idea, neutral politics, not all the way capitalism, not all the way freebies, a happy medium alchemical politics…

264 Views
a first experience
6 years

F*** petty looting and rioting…LETS BURN WHITE PEOPLES HOUSES!!!!!

F*** WHITE COPS and WHITE DUMB FUCKS HAHAHA…
WITH DRONES CARRYING FIRE BOMBS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

S*** IT WHITE SACKS OF S*** !!
REVENGE IS OURS MOTHERFUCKING INBRED HONKEYS

IMMA DROP THESE ON YOUR HOUSES IN...

322 Views
a first experience
6 years

I kind of raped my sister last night, at least it started that way. She ended up really getting into it once we got down to doing the dirty deed. First my sister is so hot! She’s 5’5″, around 120lbs, blue eyes, brown hair just below her shoulders, and a...

446 Views
a first experience
6 years

The US goes to China and kills every single bat over there.

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a first experience
6 years

I am a guu and currently about to move out of my home state at the age of 21. I got a call from my father today and it was the first time that he has ever conveyed strong emotion to me.he told how hard it was for him to...

525 Views
a first experience
6 years

I think they ahould start a Riot/Looting channel. Like Food TV.

338 Views
a first experience
6 years

Autism…. I’d take that over being mentally retarded, b********** addicted, 6ft 5 in. P******** with hands foot and mouth disease mooching off his friends and family hoping life would return to normal now that his hep c medication is finally kicking in. Maybe you shouldn’t have gone down under the...

416 Views
a first experience
6 years

I was f******** myself and that’s when my period decided to start and I had a o***** still tho .aha just a thing that happened lol

321 Views
a first experience
6 years

Queenie yuen is a bully!

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a first experience
6 years

Damn Cream Gene is the newest disgusting p********** hanging around here. Pole smokers flock to this site like moths to a flame, maybe that’s why they call them flamers.
Robert Hamburger 🍔

382 Views
a first experience
6 years

I am addicted to watching horses defecate. When I was a young man I found myself behind a majestic steed. It’s tail lifted, it’s sphincter widened. Then a cannon-like appendage emerged, pumping filthy horseshit by the gallon.

It was a seminal experience and I later began videotaping this phenomena....

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a first experience
6 years

Getting hot and s*** for Jupiter’s nightclub Tuesday special starting at 3:33am

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a first experience
6 years

sounds hot

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a first experience
6 years

I’m going to the store today to shop for dresses and lingerie for me and not my wife because I want to put on a s*** dress and meet a random strange guy I don’t have him bend me over lift up my dress and pound me like a girl

574 Views
a first experience
6 years

As the Covid-19 death toll nears 100,000 in the US, Donald Trump will be the first President responsible for a catastrophe like this! “Don the IGNORANT,” didn’t pay any intelligence information provided to him because he is so stupid. If he would have acted just two weeks sooner, there would...

337 Views
a first experience
6 years

look i don’t know if you a 10 year old troll or in your twenties, but i need you to seriously get a better daily activity that’s not making people miserable.

283 Views
a first experience
6 years

I kissed for the first time today.
And i am the happiest i have ever been

402 Views
a first experience
6 years

MR T ATE MY BALLS!!!

– 1996 Corvallus, Miami Palmetto Senior High

310 Views
a first experience
6 years

Boring staying home these last couple months with not much interaction with others. I am a single male living by myself. Today, the lawn service was out to cut the grass and it was a couple of guys I never saw before…I caught their attention and waved…they waved back. I...

475 Views
a first experience
6 years

I let my boyfriend c** inside of me for the first time. Holy f***.

419 Views
a first experience
6 years

I am a girl 16 and catholic.Last year,2019,when i was 15,i finially recieved my Sacrement of Baptism on Easter sunday mass along with all the other little kids,preteens and teens.It is a tradition at my parish for the girls up to 17 being baptized to wear the all white “baby...

415 Views
a first experience
6 years

I cheated on my husband with a 17yr old teen. I’m 21 and married for 2 yrs now. He was much better than my husband. He made me c** so much more than my hubby… I don’t know why that is tho. well… could be that he has a huge...

576 Views
a first experience
6 years

Saturday night I finally broke down my mom’s inhibitions. She came to my bed in a light blue see-through nightgown with matching see-through p******…

515 Views
a first experience
6 years

I think that I’m actually happy with him. It’s still a shock. I feel lucky.

321 Views
a first experience
6 years

This morning I was having a very e***** dream. Often what happens is the dream ends before you get any real action. This morning though, the dream didn’t end. I opened my eyes slowly to find my 16 year old sister sucking on my morning wood d***. She was doing...

715 Views
a first experience
6 years

A first experience for Donald Trump not doing what is in the best interest of the nation. He only wanted to keep the economy booming, ignoring the intelligence information. Now look what we’ve got thanks to “The Don.”

470 Views
a first experience
6 years

I fuk’d this guys wife about a month ago. We work together and we are coe-workers only but I made love to his wife in their bed. Was a incredible experience, my d*** has never been that hard before. I know it’s wrong to fuk another mans wife but man...

492 Views
a first experience
6 years

Has anyone ever watched a couple have s**? I did once back in 95. I was invited to watch by my roommate and my platonic female friend but wasn’t allowed to participate.
He was 28, 6′ tall lean, slender and toned runners build. Maybe 155 lbs. Cute, tight b***,nice...

327 Views
a first experience
6 years

Being shut-in could last forever as far as I’m concerned. My mom is so h**** because she hasn’t been with her boyfriend for weeks. I fucked my mom last weekend and it was so good. Her p**** is still so tight!

347 Views
a first experience
6 years

Entered my first relationship at 30 during a pandemic. lol

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a first experience
6 years

Researches are claiming that fasting really works wonders. I’m here to see if it really does. I’m doing a 7-day water fast.

hope I don’t die haha

start point: 1AM UCT+8

346 Views
a first experience
6 years

I approach the port-a-potty by stealth in the night. Entering the plastic enclosure, the stench of s*** greets me. I inhale deeply. Lifting up the facing of the latrine, I climb into the morass of feces, urine and toilet paper swimming in blue water. Pulling the lid down, I lay...

370 Views
a first experience
6 years

Back before COVID-19 I paid a very obese man $400 to come to my house and take a bath. I had instructed him not to bathe for 72 hours prior, and I also had him fart in the bathtub.

When he was finished I paid him and he left....

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