Word around Miami is that Corvallus is back in jail getting his wig split and his cheeks busted for dropping a dime on reputed Florida crime boss Clarck “The Hallisonian” Hallisey. Can anyone confirm?

42f widow We had a lady’s night out dinner last night. One to many cokes and rums for me. June 45 one of my besties said I’ll take you home. Oh sure, she took me home. Woke up between her and her husband Jeff. My playground was crusted over

I lived in a trailer park my neighbor is my best friend he offered to blow me and I agreed. Months gone by he convinced me to do the same to him. Now we are doing each other daily and nightly.

My brothers wife died after 2 year fight with cancer. He came to our farm to stay a week or two. His tall pretty wife was articulate, bright and the one driving his business success. He is devastated not only did he lose a woman he really loved he lost...

I confess that I love being seen n***. I am male, approaching late middle age and I have always felt comfortable in my own skin as it were.

I remember as a youngster I was very confident with changing into and out of swimming trunks and letting those around me...

Mums need loving too. Dad left mom 3 years after I was born because having me and nursing a year made her fat. He got his trophy wife but he got fat. Mum was grooming me to have s** with my step mum to get even with them. She got...

I am 22 and just got my first job, so put on my best dress and heels and made sure my makeup was great etc… I don’t have a car yet, so I rode the bus the 3 miles to my office.

No room to sit, I stood and grabbed...

valentines confessions are as depressing as skibidi toilet rizz ohio

My Aunt Came Down To Visit her sister my mother and she caught me and my mother having s**. She walked in right when I was c****** inside my mother. She must have heard us. My Mother Was getting off at the same time. She got up and said I...

Dingle berries infested my asscrack; dried balls of faeces and tiny shreds of toilet paper. I then ran 3 miles in 110-degree humidex, the sweat reactivating it. Lowering my shorts revealed a shitstain that resembled a map of The Philippines.

Recently our house burned down in CA with a lot of other houses. We lost everything, house, furniture, clothes. I am a Teen Male and was sent to my Aunts house in NorCal to stay with her, while my Mom and Dad figured things out.

She is a nice lady,...

I was in my early thirties and went to Denver on an interview. It went bad and was turned down. On the way back to the airport the cab driver saw that I was depressed and suggested we stop for a drink, my flight was delayed so we had about...

My parents would drop me off over at my Uncles every summer to help him with his farm. I like to be out taking care of the animals and everything that he needed. It was my dad’s brother. He didn’t have any kids to help so I did. The First...

Is it normal to want to help a 20 year old coworker , who’s 26 years younger than me, get pregnant?

She doesn’t have a boyfriend and I’ve been using her as a babysitter sometimes on weekends when my ex wife is out of town working.

I already have...

I’m doing LSD, I’m not seeing the visions of my future. All I see when I close my eyes is m mother doing things with her brother and my sister is in my room laughing at my pupils. If she doesn’t stop it I’m going to cry. She pulled her...

I as another male blew a guy for $200. At first it was $100 but he told me if I swallowed he’d give me another $100 which I didn’t want to do but I did it anyway for the money. I feel really weird and kinda bad about

My sister gave me a b****** when I turned 19 on my birthday 😛

I’ve just had s** with my Hello Kitty plush toy and it was awesome!

I took your dad to get his ears pierced at the mall.
I took your dad to get his belly button pierced at Claires .
I took your son to the salvation army so they can cure him of his gayness.
I took your daughter to a...

Tickle your dicc, scratch your baIIs, make your father’s azzhole bleed like a river , he’s my dumpster, throw him in the washroom stall, hit him in the head with a mop leaving him unconscious, flush that nigha down the toilet see you next pay day.
I’m a dirty...

Corrected and Completed Version.

I’m Black Death and I’ve been here in the USA for a long time. Me and other Black nurses sterilize white boys every chance we get.

We had an white boy in the unit this week. His balls were so pink and supple and so tempting....

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I wish my neighbor would just get cancer

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My gay dad

Nadya Nepomnyashaya

I enjoyed my abortion so much today I’m going to have another one tomorrow

Mentally ill, my niggar I’m mentally ill, psychotic episodes and voices in my heads. Brainrot brainrot brainrot.

We must deport trudeua

Across the grassy meadow I spied the male horse, its massive phallus dangling from his undercarriage like a fifth leg. Pulling out my phone I zoomed in with the camera to note its oily sheen glistening in the sun. I resisted the urge to walk over and m********* him to...

Pill up in der gti und leave ihr dad limpin on das ground ja ja

I had several blacks come by my secret screw shack today I forgot my girlfriend has an app where she can track me. They were inside passing me back and forth, bending me over, using my mouth like a blow toy etc. Suddenly I noticed she was looking through the...

Bro thinks he’s Jerry Jones

Hey Corvallus how much free Tina is included with “The Corvallus Difference”? Can I get like an ounce? If so I’d like an ounce of each. It’s a pretty generous offer, thank you. Oh yeah also I’m not interested in your backsnatch I just want the drugs. Maybe I’ll let...

We had our first experience with this other couple on New Years eve. I watched my wife have s** with the husband and his wife and I had s** with the wife.
I realized that I was not the lover I thought I was so I told my wife...

Last update. Wife finally got up and staggered into the kitchen. She had no idea she had fucked that guy, she had no memory of it. But she did complain about her being sore. I just told her we had some pretty wild s**.
I still have the pictures...

First contact with the janitor was a success, he was forced to see my dicc

Update on previous story. I woke up this morning after getting really drunk at a New Years eve party to find my wife passed out naked in our bed with this hung guy.
I am still drunk but starting to sober up. The guy came out wearing only his...

We went to a New Years party last night and I got really drunk. I woke up this morning on the couch with little memory of what happened last night.
After throwing up I went to check on my wife. She was laying in bed naked next to some...

2025 is gonna be a sh*t year for you, hahha