Toronto is hell

Corey Fila makes music for guys who paint their nails

I pulled out her eyeball, socket still attached and ate it like a meatball.
-Demon Kane.

Canada is a shithole ruined by Indians and Chinese

My uncle let me and my cousins get wasted at his house and he kept making everyone drinks that were strong as heck but they didnt hit quick so we chugged em fast and abiut 5 of them babies down and we were all naked slurring and having a riot....

CORVALLUS MOTHERTRUCKING WINSLOW!

Available now at your local truck stop or pickle park! Name the place and I’ll spread my ashe! Whether you’re driving a Kenworth or a Peterbilt or even a Volvo put me in the sleeper and you’ll see I’m a keeper! Put me in the back...

Arute

I began taking an interest in my 52 yo adopted mom.She was small and attractive but i soon realized she was leaving her bathroom door open on purpose for me. Often i would relieve myself, i knew it was wrong in a way but i thought if mom was agreeable....

i hade just joined the navy and reported to my first ship i was assigned to #2 boiler room my boss was a 38yo first class i was 17, One night after watch i was taking a shower ancame into the head and we talked some next thing i knew...

But those nice big fat tampons give some boys an erection. That way you can tell which boys like it up the a s s .

Tampon Tim Walz, a nice big fat tampon for every boy’s an-al opening. Shove it in!

Then the boys will know what the girls have to go through!

Have you ever laid a n**** out on the pavement?

We have always had a very active s** life up until about a year ago. I was working long hours at a new job, one that was very stressful and just seemed to lose interest in s**. I knew my wife was frustrated and I tried but most of the...

My dad just dared me to let him f u c k me. My dad watches p o r n on the living room tv and drinks a s h i t ton. He doesnt have a go easy mode and has about 10 cases of 24 beers in each....

Corvallus Winslow why I remember him, he sucked my pecker after the sock hop back in 1996. Old Corvy Winslow even gave my crack a tongue bath in the back of my Mercury Bobcat wagon in the Robert’s Hamburgers parking lot. That kid had a tongue like an anteater.

I worked on production of the Harry Potters films. There were lots of young girls in the films. There was one with reddish brown hair who I introduced to the co c k, giving her the first f u c k she had. I banged her lots of times after...

My old girlfriend Molly Kreider in Springfield Ohio, came home drunk one night and lifted her skirt up and showed me her p****. It was obvious she cheated.

Neither of us spoke as she climbed on top of me and put her a** right in my face. I ate...

He will be the Best Man at our wedding. LOL!
I’m sure he will be. He will be THAT and much more! LOL!

My fiancée told me she has been giving bl ow jobs to her older brother for years. Started when she was a little girl.

Then she added that she wasn’t going to stop having a ‘close relationship’ with her brother. She considers it normal. She says he needs to...

Raw dog ent might be the worst set of Rappers I’ve seen yet

Last spring our nephew came to Spring Break. While in the area he had stopped in to say hello. We talked him into taking him out to dinner and staying the night. Afterwards we were sitting on the back porch drinking beers and smoking pot. Apparently, I became the main...

So I don’t know why I’m putting this out there on this website, but oh my gosh. I just had my first interpersonal s***** experience. My boyfriend and I were having a long talk (online), as we often do, telling each other all sorts of things about each other, and...

The first time I saw a shotbydolo video I knew he was gay for homies

My Mom was my first when I was 13. We continued until I went to the army when I was 19. After my discharge she had married but we still have s** anytime we get a chance. I love her and never want to stop having s** with her

I tried Backsnatches for Biden. I tried Kum Kaverns for Kamala. Now I’m 100% Tyrone Trains For Trump! Tomorrow night at Cleo’s Lounge in Orlando I’m opening up my backpussy for all Republican Reggies and Conservative C****!

Tell Cleophus Corvallus sent you for 50% off Zimas and Goldschlager shots!...

I really want to f u c k a female and have a kid with her but i cant tolerate female b u l l s h i t drama with all their whining and s h i t

I finally f***ed my mom this morning.
Dad left for the next 2 weeks at 4am. As usual he woke mom for a good f*** before going. I jerked while I listened to them.
After I waited about an hour then went naked to their room and slipped...

My dad was drunk and on his pills while watching p*** on the living room tv.. It’s just us two boys but every now and then he get’s so drunk he has zero care of who is around him when he gets hard- he has to j*******. Everyone calls him...

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My wife and I are very recently married. She is hot and she loves s e x. She loves c o c k and has no hesitation giving me oral or getting banged. She works for this company that has team gatherings which are like company paid...

I saw Corvallus getting his backdoor worked on the back of a speedboat in Miami. He had his arms up like in Titanic and the Caribbean gentleman behind him was very muscular, oiled up, smoking a cigar and naked except for a g-string.

I also saw several news articles on the Dr. pediatrician who is castrating her son, against her ex-husband’s wishes. The ex husband complained that she circumcised the boy without anesthesia, and she is going to castrate the boy without anesthesia.

Lots of circumcisions have been done and are still done...

Oh I see this site is back up. Great now all the homosexuals are going to start queering off here.

Herb Eaversmelz

There go his balls!

The news headline says: ‘Judge Strips Father’s Parental Rights, Greenlights Son’s Castration”.

The ex-wife, a pediatrician, began transitioning their son to a girl at just two and a half years old. Courts in Texas and California have systematically stripped the father of his parental...

S** and R*** In Hollywood.

I worked in Hollywood as a production assistant. The title sounds impressive but all it means is that I was a gofer. I made sure everything was on the tables from the catering company, I helped move equipment, I made sure the cast and crew...

Surprised. Confused. Is THIS normal now?

I moved to a new town for school. I’m 18 and just started college. I got a new doctor and I went for a routine gynecology exam. The doctor took out his smart phone and snapped some pictures of me spread wide open during...

I Caught My Cli t In The Loop

I get the best o***** by tugging on my cli t. I tied a loop in a string and lowered it onto my cli t. I caught my cli t in the loop and pulled and tugged. l got worried because it...

I’m 16 now and I’ve recently been peeking on my little sister. She’s 11 and really pretty
Msg me if you want to see her too
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When I was 12 and my sister was 11 I was going through puberty and noticed that my sister had started going through puberty too. She was a skinny blonde and was developing some nice hips and a nice a** as well as some small B cup t***. She would...

Just had my first lady boy.

I am a 15 year old boy (real)
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