i have a L shaped hex wrench in my a****** right now and i didn’t know who else to tell <3

Go back home queeny. Duck of death

Met an African American woman on tinder, she was bigger than I normally like but thought it might be fun. I get to her house, it’s really messy and smells weird. Her voice is loud and her personality is trash. She does have some b******* which I enjoy sucking. Get...

When is the Corvallus podcast gonna drop? I’ve been waiting for the Backsnatch Bacchanalia Podcast for months now! I wanna hear tales about backsnatches being GREAZED and SLEAZED and fragrant wiry bushes!

🥛Cream Gene

Im a sixty three years old I live in Denver Colorado and have a very high s** drive for my age and blame it on my niece and her girlfriend seduce me at the age of eight for my c***

It all started when my mother passed and my...

My first time using this website

Preston your black b**** nailed my prostate like a boxer hitting a speedbag. It felt divine. I didn’t like all the hooting and hollering and basically niggering out when you were behind me but I guess you can’t really control yourself.

Seriously while he was banging my backsnatch he...

Check out HOTTPLAY on chaturbate right now and tell her CORVALLUS sent ya! She has a hot hairy peruvian s*****! HOTTPLAY

Breathing in and out was exhausting. Lick it all up.

He fucked her with the most amazing b****** he had ever received. Not only her a****** was dripping with poop, but she was also completely dry. He licked her a****** clean in a matter of seconds.

He got on top...

I held a baby underwater for 20 minutes because I wanted to know what it felt like to watch something die.

So um..I recently read Beastars and I really really liked it but for some reason I thought some of the human animal hybrids looked really cute. Is that normal?

To: sand n***** a year from now.
Me: Humor me – what is a sand n*****? I’ve never heard that term before – living as far away from the US as it is possible to get, without getting closer again, whichever way that might be.
Remember there was...

Another story from my messed up youth

I was 13 and in the 7th grade. Awkward and just starting Puberty, totally inexperienced. Through some other Kids I knew I met a kid from a nearby Neighborhood named Garry and we all hung out together, he was 11 or 12 and...

Mommy with a toy boy . His first experience . Had to giggle little at first . Told him it’s ok , Mommy past that stage . You can nut all you want . The look on his face was priceless . He pounded my wet willing p**** . He...

BREED MY BACKSNATCH!! My sissyhole is GREAZED & SLEAZED for your steamy salty manshake! My bodacious b******* is insatiably thirsty for your JIZZLE JUICE, so c** by and j******* I my JamPony! Julio Jones might have great hands but they aren’t as grabtastic as my grippy gulch!

I locked my friend Jenny out of the bathroom when she really had to pee for like 20-30 minutes. Then I used a hidden cam to try to film her peeing loudly and managed to get a video of her peeing her pants right in front of the toilet. Jackpot!...

Prestonian I want you around. You’re one of the sleaziest and creamiest brothers to ever sleaze my backpussy. I can’t believe I was able to pack that entire kielbasa in my trunk! Don’t listen to these racists and homophobes, they don’t realize that from the jizzlestick comes the holy jism...

Preston Henn started f****** my boy p**** when I was about 10, when my family started going to the Swap Shop every other weekend. He would take me to his office above the arcade, load me up with Dr. Pepper and Lemonheads, then go to town on a jar of...

apparently over 600,000 dead is just a game to everyone.

Police have made it clear that if you terrorize someone that they don’t care.
If a real holocaust happens on this planet on top of the virus I’m literally cheering it on.

Most of this planet deserves to die...

I fucked my real aunt. While she was in sleep. I practically forced her and then she stopped resisting and joined me in the f******. The point of interest is that I am only 15 years old. And my d*** is just 6 inch. I enjoyed f****** her. This was...

I was 15 when I started having my first periods when my dad used to take me out in car rides to go fishing, one day he pulled my pants down and screamed like the dirty girl I was

HOE N**** B**** N**** SNITCH N**** HOE N**** B**** N**** SNITCH

My new boy toy . Had a first experience . After sucking his d*** . He said let me pick up the mess. I just smiled and replied what mess ?

i knew exactly why he had me dress him in little girls’ jewelry when he left. it belonged to her. tick tock

Today i fingered my a** for the first time. And it felt so f****** good that I’m so h**** right now and ready to do it again.. I’m wet

I woke up and heard my wife fart, loudly. I’m getting a divorce ASAP.

I am the S**** Splinter, the MASTER of Manjuice, the connoisseur of C**, the Lord of LECHE, the junkie of JIZZLE, FEED ME, for I Am CORVALLUS

I was 20 and home from school on summer break. I slept most of that first day and had a great home cooked meal and a few drinks with my mom. My sister who was 19 and in her first year would be home tomorrow. I couldn’t wait to see...

I’m a m********* once or twice a day kind of guy. Every day. And I recently went into cardiac arrest due to Lyme disese. Woo I spent 2 weeks in the hospital and git a pacemaker. I’m 23. In the hospital I was always on a heartbeat monitor so m***********...

I am 19. Not long ago, I had visited a brothel to have s**.

I paid and selected a s***, who must have been around 22-25. In the room, she removed her T-shirt and jeans. I was already feeling excited.

I removed my shirt and threw it away, held her...

i wanna make a tik tok and also i have no friends please gimme instas I’m so bored lolz i want help I’m going insane lolz pls kill me thanks HUCH2UYY I WANNA DIE OMFG GRRR BRUH CAN SOMEONE KILL ME LIKE YES BUT LIKE NO AND I WANT FRIEND...

there’s pain in your usual way, i’m sorry. always only wanted good things for you but you are never in a place to receive. you should feel exceptional because you are, but it’s likely in a way that you do not like it to be. there’s warfare on earth as...

he crawled onto my little bed with me, removed my p****** and started talking to it, even breathing on it, talking about how it was just dripping by his words. then he left without eating me out. douche

Why didn’t Presto Nigaro break wind in Corvallus face? Where are the big buford burgers? He fucked Corvallus sort of lovingly, I was imagining more cheek slamming and calling him a “damn racist”.

Robert Hamburger

Standing on a 5 gallon bucket and f****** a twelve year old hanging her skinny a** out her bedroom window and squirting all up inside her.

This website is 100% full of hackers, catfish, trolls, cyberbullies, and liars spreading lies online. Don’t use it.

This website is 100% full of hackers, catfish, trolls, cyberbullies, and liars spreading lies online. Don’t use it.

Attacking people because I’ve been bullied, nobody simps for me anymore 👁️💦👄💦👁️

Almost a first, every time. I see tweens that are angry at the world or frustrated and teach them how to o*****. A million and one and more sweet young ladies I have done so many wonderful thongs with.

we need to heal the future before we experience it -L. e.xo

Dear Laura thank you for what you did but next time please be a little more careful and considerate.
You really are a wonderful lover and having s** with you was amazing. Thank you so much for the tender way you gave my rock hard c*** a b******* and...