I’m a straight dude, but when I was 15 years old I paused at the moment “Ravishing” Rick Rude’s bare a** was exposed on a WWE DVD and masturbated to it.

Cant sleep just cried watching Schindlers List, now Im trying to bate & blow my JIZZLE JUICE but the my pillow crackhead is so loud in the background #SucioGang

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

My first experience with Kayla, besides the pleasant view her attitude and seeing her often, since she was a good friend of my sisters, was when we were alone for a couple minutes in the living room. I had been rubbing myself a little vigorously in secret, pretending to not...

I HATE MEN!! they all deserve to burn in hell!! I cannot believe how disgusting men are!! Yesterday Me and my friend were walking and this fat man kept looking at me and my friend no matter what we did! so I told her “I’m going to pretend to take...

I just killed my dad, I got angry at him for divorcing my mom and putting my dog down so I killed him. Don’t tell anyone

Back in the 90’s Mookie Wilson and Chili Davis spitroasted me behind a downlow bar in San Francisco. Carney Lansford and Dennis Eckersley showed up in the middle of it with some fresh Iron Horse poppers, henry weinhards, astroglide and a rubber fist.

Watching the postseason reminds me of...

Usually when I m*********, I o***** because it feels good. For the first time, I orgasmed because I was thinking about a guy. I always have crushes, but does this mean that he’s different? Something about the whole situation is just so unlike the other (horrible) ones.

Having a t******** with a friend of ours . Giving hubby a b******* . Asked our friend to take me d********** . He came up from behind and he slid his d*** inside me . Started thrusting . Before I knew what was going on . He then slid a...

I took the law in my own hands, just got out the ER lucky to still be alive. I love you family I’ll protect myself more instead of being dumb a getting shot.

I’m way late to the party and finally experiencing my first relationship. Fall/winter are my favorite seasons. I’m excited to do couple stuff. Fall walks, carving pumpkins, scary movies, apple cider, bonfires. I’ll be spending my birthday with someone who loves me for the first time. Then Christmas! We can...

Cumquaffer Corvallus Winslow here! I’ve got my bawdy boysnatch open in my sling and I’m set up in a derelict alley near a homeless encampment with a sign that says “FREE J*** UNLOADING STATION”.

My boypussy was going begging on the marketplace until a group of elderly tramps walked...

I heard my mom come home near 2 a.m. It was after her girls night out that was a fairly usual 3rd Friday of each month. Sometimes she looks in on me whether my light is on or not so I switched off the p*** I was looking at, to...

Jimmy Jizzlehuffer here I heard theres a fellow Brother in here, BROTHER CORVALLUS you are an honor to the Brotherhood! THE P**** BROTHERHOOD are a Brotherhood of strong Men who support one another and rejoice together in the Holy Jism! All Men can be Brothers we must be there for...

I love to teach young girls about s** with my girlfriend. Ages 11-up. Only slender girls need apply. Facial apperience is not important but of course it does help. We really just love the young excitement and willingness to learn about their own sweet bodies as well as that of...

All you hypocrites judging the people not paying taxes. Then you’re replacement jesus ended not paying his for 11 year. Should change your logo to sad boy’s.

Looking at a trio of high school girls in a McDonalds in a tiny town nearly 100 miles from my own town. It was a small place and almost completely empty. The red head sitting on one side of the table, finally figured out that I was yanking my crank...

My mom says that black man is gay because he is to ugly for most women and proly went gay when he went to prison.

Confession

last night i did something and i don’t know how i feel about it. basically this guy i’ve been talking to over the phone lives 3 hours away from me but we’ve been texting back and forth and calling everyday for a little over a month. i’m planning to meet...

Im Scott I’m thirty eight years old and have a conference of my first gay s***** encounter

Im so freaking h**** I started thinking about my first gay s***** encounter

I was seventeen years old I stand six feet rock hard chest and wash board six pack abs mildly...

Im sixty three years old I have held this in for fifty five years and never told anyone

It all started when my mother passed at the age of eight my dad wanted to move to Michigan

We lived with my half sister she had two daughters April...

U can always find f****** on chaturbate. If u like couples, my homeboy Black Diamond often goes elbow deep on miamis finest snatches.

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

I saw my neighbor kicking around a soccer ball in her backyard with a friend and got an idea that might be very good, or turn out very bad. I undressed and walked around my kitchen hoping they would notice. In a few minutes, they saw me through the big...

I had been drinking pretty heavy the night before, washing down some pain meds with vodka. I got up about three in the morning to piss/puke and never made it back to bed. I sat at the top of the stairs and passed out leaning against the wall….. Several hours...

I’m 14 , last night I gave up my virginity . He’s 17 . What had I learned on this first experience ? About ten minutes into this ? He had this really weird look on his face . I asked everything ok ? He replied yes I just released...

im a freshie in hs. guys
literally he likes me back
i feel like im in a hallmark movie
hes so perfect and hes told me that hes lucky to have met me, and that im
haha its cheesey but “ur not boring, ur not like...

Crazy how many still Support bullying.

I was 17 and having s** with my music teacher every Thursday after school. She was 35 and chubby, not that good looking, great t******, but thinking back some of the best I ever had. Sorry I am not. I only wish I knew where she was now. I’d love...

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Chocolate.

I know this is hard to believe but until now, I have never had chocolate (17yrs).

What have I been missing out on?!?

trhgthrth

It is by sleaze alone I set my cream in motion. It is by the juice of jizzle that c*** acquires tumescence, the pants acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by sleaze alone I set my cream in motion.

Long-necked beer bottle: 1
My a*** sphincter: 0

Ah, slick green garden hose, coiled in the corner. I must resist the urge to insert your nozzle in my a** and turn on the tap.

Besides Krys, I havent done it years, but when I last google image searched your name years ago, the first image that came back was an ugly butch lesbian dressed up like a f****** clown!

Ugly as s***, amd I think it was you. Pretty woman, I never took you...

Sweetsweet_baby has a world class bush over on Chaturbate right now! SAY HI in the chatroom!

– CORVALLUS

Im a sweet pussyboy I spread it wide for some hairy penises Love when I get my r***** filled with sperm! mmmmmmmmmm

– Sissy Steve

I’m so confused..
maybe you are busy today.
Still s**** tho.. I..

slowly starting to see a side of you that helps me let go of you completely. thank you for that

To: He’s not open to an open relationship and I would never want to hurt him
IF you don’t want to hurt him then end the relationship now.
then you can go and see what your missing out on and not cheat on him..
as far as...