So my girlfriend who is 24-12 is really in love with me. I’m teaching her all forms of love. I’m looking for an older female to help her explore her bi side. Yes I’m older too.

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Mothers Day is nearly here, and it brings back great memories. My Mom and I started having s** when I was 14. I had broken both wrists in a bike accident, and need help for everything, get dressed, shower, even to pee. She was there for me and helped me...

Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, it was some p***, his first job in usa too lolz, we checked the cameras and it appeared...

Our parents were 60s hippies. They looked at the world different to most folks. When I was about 10 or 11 mom and dad got divorced. My sister who is three years older than me and I stayed with mom. We were wanting to go swimming one evening and asked...

I was 32 single, my sister was 34 and separated. We lived close to each other and both worked nights. After her separation she started dropping by my house. We started to open up sharing some of our deepest secrets, she told me she knew about me and our cousin...

Sing it with Mr F■CK CANADA!
Say it loud now, F■CK CANADA!
again! F■CK CANADA!

Land overrun by Pakis and Indians!
Land of universities full of Chinese!
F*** this Rotten country!

Sing it with Mr F■CK CANADA!
Say it loud now, F■CK CANADA!
again!...

That’s amazing. That’s like an ice cream man named, Cone.” The name Cohen isn’t pronounce Cone. It’s more like Coen, as in “Oh, Mr. Cohen, very nice man. He live on Park Avenue.” Never-the-less, I am amused.
-Kramer from Seinfeld.

when we were kids my kid sister and I used to perform oral s** on each other. I would lick her chubby, hairless p**** and she would take my c*** in her mouth and s*** on it for me. I taught her to lick the underside of the head of...

We have a party of 8 for dinner reservations tonight. the other 7 havent arrived yet. -A thoughtful skitzo.

I got home after school and threw on some gym shorts and a t-shirt and was watching #orn on my PC. I was really getting into it and the Ring Doorbell went off, I checked my phone and it was the hot wife from the house next to us. So...

I heard the lady in the next Apt calling for help for like 20 minutes. I finally got up after finishing a blunt to see what all the hollaring was about. I knocked on her door and she cried out please come in, please help me.

So I walk into...

Come sit on my lap b*tch.
After that last drink I fell down and sh*t outta my azz all over my suit.
And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner in it.
Do you think complaining to mall management can make my life any worse?...

I am a single female just turned 21 years old and my stepdad and I were home alone celebrating my birthday.My mom was out of town working so it was just me and him.We had a nice supper and started playing cards and drinking. Now I had never been much...

Only somebody sick fantasy ? Today I read a confession: I took my daughter’s virginity ,he took virginity of my daughter .My daughter Dorothee had 12 th birthday ,and at the end of birthday party my friend came to take home his daughter. Mireille is three months younger .A hour...

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14 was a very good year. I got my first b******. I returned the favor.

I seduced my best friend by stripping down to my girlfriends p******, and giving him a lap dance. He showed me how to s*** his d***, and I swallowed his c** while he took lots of pics

I’m a guy back when in the days I got curious about mom’s thing, like the sanitary belt and pads. I was trying it on it felt good, I put on her bra and underwear. I was walking around the house and suddenly my dad came in the house. I...

Hey my simply confess people Corvallus back after a short absence — my cis girlfriend’s bull Jermerious suspended my Internet privileges for a week because of my bad attitude and I kept talking about how much I hate Donald Trump and it was annoying my girlfriend.

He made me...

I have to tell. I was with some friends over the weekend and we had too much to drink and this one guy put it on me and we ended up having s**. Now I say this, I am a guy too, so having s** means he had s** with...

Wife and I met a young man on vacation and did naughty things!

Mom and Dad have an open marriage, they go out on alternating nights instead of together. Dad started teasing me about wanting to do Mom when he caught me peeping at her though the bathroom window when I was 11. That was takin effect on me when I was 13,...

Many years ago I was only 14 and my virgin sister 17 . One afternoon we were alone at home when she called me to her room . When I opened the door I had the surprise of my life . I’m sorry the English isn’t my first language and...

During COVID-19 quarantine my girlfriend lost her virginity on her 13th birthday with her father!! Long story short: on birthday party were only guests her girlfriend with father.They had a lot of fun in a pool until both girls were naked and both fathers decided to take virginity of own...

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

I was 13 when I had my first real s***** experience with a 17 year old girl.She taught me about h******** f****** and eating p****…we had a cute neighbor girl who was 12…I was about 3 months older than she and she was just starting to blossom…nice curves with beautiful...

I got drunk with a coworker, sucked his d*** in a parked street and swallowed his c**. I hope we can do it again soon, just thinking about it makes me h****.

Porsche 911 Turbo S in Ottawa.
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Porsche Cayman S in Ottawa.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

2023 Lexus RC F at Nepean Sportsplex.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

2003 Nissan 350z in Nepean.
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2008 Audi TT at Elgin Diner.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

2009 Mercedes GLE at Elgin Street.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

2007 Mini Cooper...

I was 15 and being raised my a single Mom. I was in that awkward phase, wanting a girlfriend but too shy to make a move. I had more erections than I could count and if it occurred around my Mom I would sit on the couch and hide it...

My first experience of fun was with my auntie. I went to lived with my aunt and uncle they have a farm. My auntie was showing me how to milk a cow. I sat next to her watching her milking the cow and my aunt have some big jugs on...

I’m thinking bout letting Corvallus s*** me. He told me it not gay if I close my eyes and just enjoy it or Invision a p**** going up and down. I’m 19m african american so don’t have experience with white ppl or s**. Is it gay? Does it feel good?...

8th grade I went to a basketball game with a classmate. A boy that liked me was there, but he was Catholic. My classmate told him I was hot for him and to make his move, she would get me outside at halftime.

She abandoned me and he showed...

I was 23 and never had a girl. I worked nights as a clerk in a motel. The nigh auditor was gay and he ran his hand across my backside. After a while I let him and he started putting his arms around me and hugging me. He asked me...

my street is like a painful scene out of a low budget horror flick. you hear a creeking sound that sounds like a coffin of a vampire trying to open it since the flood , you see rather animated strange persons walking thru walls. weird cars who stall along for...

No woman in the world is as s*** as my mom, she is tall and wider at her thighs than her hips. From behind she has the cutest round a$$, 2 finger wide thigh gap, strong curvy legs and a tiny waist. She has round C cup b00bs that set...

My dream is to have t******** with two lovely ladies it has came true. I am dating this wonderful lady she lives with her mom. We went out to celebrated her mom birthday we all had too much wine that night. One thing led to another when we got back...

I won’t lie is my first experience with an elderly woman I though is going to be bad in bed is NOT. She is my neighbor her husband died she is lonely. I offer to help her around her house and yard work. She agreed and that’s when we got...

Wife and I did reverse role played during Halloween party. I was the wife she is the husband fully dressed as female. I’m slim build so I fitted into her clothes with no problem. As the night went on I felt so comfortable as wearing the clothing acted as the...

I was living with my widow aunt I though I was alone trying on her s*** undergarments. I got caught she wasn’t mad or anything she said I look good in them but little too big on me. She said we have to go shopping for you. I am thinking...

Graduated from high school didn’t know what to do with my life yet. I went to spend some times with my aunt and uncle helping out the farm. Long story of it my aunt and I had s** one day while her husband was so drunk he fell asleep. My...