Nice try Preston but the missus & I watched our HEAT win from home. She’s asleep her head on my tummy now while I type this. GET JIZZED N TRIZZED!

– CORVALLUS

Love me and u

A fantasy in real life. Janie just watched with wide blue,grey eyes as I squirted 6 or 7 thick, large c******* into her t****** bff’s open mouth and then slapped her face with my c***. “Holey crap!” more of a whisper. “What does it taste like?” My sister, her bff,...

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Jimmy Jizzlehuffer here looking to get spitroasted today, heading to Clubhouse II now for some raw and randy fun. I’m eager for ejaculate! I will be in my bright red jock, grab me and stick it in fellas

— POSTED FROM SQUIRT —

mmmmm

JIZZLE JUICE

– CORVALLUS

lol militia, your evolutionary time is past. Someday, mutant people will outwit you pompous yahoos and make you extinct just like we wiped out wooly mammoths and other once-dominant hairy beasts. Even if you nuke the world and all your wet dreams come true, the lord and savior has it...

Thats what you get for being a prostitute. Get a real job. Men use strippers and hookers to boost their ego and sense of s***** power. The respectable dudes aren’t paying for p****, they get it thrown at them.

stop whining dude and start caring about yourself even if haters call you labels like crazy or narcissist. LOVE YOUR=SELF. PS. your mom is not a model to follow. Follow yourself to greatness. -Exoplanets8 (bandcamp sticker promo)

stop whining dude and start caring about yourself even if haters call you labels like crazy or narcissist. LOVE YOUR=SELF. PS. your mom is not a model to follow. Follow yourself to greatness.

OK men let’s give up because one chick hates us. Let’s all go camping in the Yukon and let the ladies sort it all out. See how long before they implode from depression, anxiety, and passive aggressive entitlement. And miss are you willing to take on doing the foolish things...

nobody is in love with me LIKE I WANT TO =[ – Exoplanets8. MY fantasy ideal dream man, where Re you?

i’m in love with a married man fifteen years my senior. i fantasize almost daily what it would be like to sleep with him.

WE NEED MORE FROM CORVALLUS!

I want a white woman to s*** my d*** while taking a big s*** on my face

a tad jealous of women with men treating them like goddesses ♧◇♡♤ – exoplanets8 – single and none in radar, :0

a tad jealous of women with men treating them like goddesses ♧◇♡♤

I used to get really uncomfortable when I was younger when I got attention from males, before I’d really figured myself out. If I’d had discovered crossdressing *then* and been dressed up, hells, I’d have been down to clown. I look amazing dressed up, I would’ve been even better then!

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I need a hug.😞

Sometimes I feel bad for wanting to keep cute guys in a relation with me, just o make them feel good. Is it bad to make yourself feel good by making other people feel good, even if they don’t always want that?

I wanna f*** my DM’s brother. I wanna make him see starts as I rim his pert little a** and s*** him off till completion. He’s so f****** cute and I wanna have him completely for myself, to make him feel good whenever he needs it

Your anxiety is so all consuming that it runs your cognitive function off the road. To a level that you don’t get what that means. It means that I will never be as perfect as your addiction. That is your fuckibg Choice, own it you b****

tempted to relapse who knows maybe she likes to see me in a different place

I have a fantasy of cutting someone open. It scares me.

IM DADDYS LITTLE GIRL

El Pibe and Pablo Mastroeni spit roasted me at Clubhouse II after a Fusion game at Lockhart in 99. I was working with the WAMI crew broadcasting the game. Valderramas bush matched his head.

– CORVALLUS

every time I hear about someone in our town getting into a fatal motorcycle accident I secretly hope it’s you <3

Replace the a with an x

I have a tickling fetish, and love playfully tickling girls feet.

I wish I could kill people for money. I really would. And I’d enjoy it.

Cumbiscuit Chris here looking to be Austin’s #1 s*** boy. Hosting 24/7 off Stassney & Congress. Vers popper pig love it risky and raw. No flakes.

I want to have a g******* with my boyfriend and his nerdy friends..I know my body would intimidate them and the thought of them taking turns and using me turns me on

Wish I was never born & that I didn’t exist.

I’ve been fattened up for the slaughter.

I’m gay as f*** in a conservative country and I’ve imagined f****** so many of my classmates ahaha

Can’t wait to dress up an r*** women 31

Send me your email and I’ll give you a creamy dripping p**** shot of my back p**** spread eagle

– CORVALLUS

z > u

I want to cuddle like those two twisting snakes.

To be wanted loved and valued by someone with the same level of passion and intensity; to be important .