I want somebody to dress up as a slasher and f*** me hard. Like pull my hair, choke me, even f****** spit on me. I just want someone to f*** me with a mask. Like litrally. Rail me please. Use me as you want.-F

I’ve wished ever since I was 8 years old I could be kidnapped, gang raped & forcibly turned into a girl and a prostitute/p*** s*** for life, and even exposed to people I love.

Someday I wish for a kiss from you ! And a wedding proposal I hope

I want to have a side relationship with someone just for the s**. Just to have really dirty uninhibited s**. With someone who wants it just as passionately as me.

Straight married man. I want my wife to mockingly cheer me on as I s*** her boyfriend’s big c*** in front of her. I want to s*** him until he shoots his load in my mouth. I want my wife to be kind of disgusted with me afterwards and more...

gonna get me this crystal girl. finna see the andromeda galaxy on the 30th and make my move then. b**** ain’t gonna be able to resist this romantic n****

I don’t like n******

N*****

I don’t like n******

N*****

When will Young Corvallus Winslow come out? Who will play Corvallus?

Man I ain’t gay but I’d let revenant f*** the ever loving s*** outa me, id let him bend my back, twist my legs, snap my neck f****** mating press me whatever it takes to have him d*** me down, I’d let him destroy my legs completely till I can...

I want to be somebodies cockwarmer. Like you know just sit in their lap with their d*** up my p**** while they are busy with work or gaming something but I just want to be cockwarming and occasionally like get my a** slapped but like hard to the point it...

I still want to f*** Amy Lee, from Evanescence. I know: she’s married, had a kid, her t*** maybe aren’t as perky from two decades ago, but I don’t care. I still want to bang her. I still want to see what only a select few people have seen: her...

where is the AIDS man he hasnt been around for a while maybe he blew out his backsnatch or died of AIDS

Haha, is it you bb? I know you like Babylon Bee. I want you so bad. Bb, you’re the love of my life. When will you love me back? When will you let me come over and meet you? Please give me more of your lovin’, bb. 🥺

all i need is to be in the presence of this girl i know naked, bent over, & rubbing herself, and jerking off at the same time

I decide to fly over to you on a red-eye flight. We meet in person and you drive us to go get frozen custard. You take us to a hill overlooking the city after the sun goes down and all the lights twinkle. You tell another joke and we laugh....

Don’t you ever get s***?

Joe Biden Invites Brandon To The White House To Congratulate Him For His Success.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has invited national hero “Brandon” to the White House to congratulate him on his smashing success at football games, NASCAR races, and even gatherings of New York City educators.

“Wow, this Brandon must...

Democrats Propose Changes To Fix Flaw In Constitution That Allows Republicans To Be Elected.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A number of Democrats have proposed changes to the structure of government that they think would help “the people”, such as lowering the voting age to 12, abolishing the Electoral College, packing the Supreme Court,...

Good Samaritan Sees Injured Man On Side Of Road, Angrily Tweets About …………

Greg Klein was walking home when he saw an injured man on the side of the road. Much like the good Samaritan in Jesus’s parable, Klein acted swiftly. He immediately took out his phone and let his...

Joe Biden REMOVED From Office! An Inconvenient Truth!

FLORIDA—As Florida finally wrapped up its contentious recount of the votes tallied in the recent midterm elections, a winner was finally declared: Al Gore is now the president of the United States.

The recount process at long last found the “missing votes”...

Get your azz greased up I am on my way over to use your backsnatch.

California has Ordered Police to arrest children who pick out toys associated with their gender. The Governor, Gavin Christopher Newsom, said that choosing gender specific toys hurts everyone. He was backed by Nancy Pelosi who said allowing your child to select toys based on their gender is killing innocent kids...

I want to cut my face up. Make deep cuts everywhere and watch the beautiful blood cover me. I’ll finally feel joy for the first time in a long time but ik the people around me won’t appreciate it like me.

my husbands coworker, who is a black man, came over to our back yard pool party.
he walked by me when he got out of the pool. i could see his thing. it is absolutely
huge huge. he is all i think about now. i wish he would...

If you were here right now, I’d draw all of that darkness out of your soul with a long, slow kiss; I’d fill you with your own light, running my hands through your hair. All of your fear, all of your pain would pulse through your body and enter your...

Li ge yang what do I do? I want to tell my fellings to you but I can’t any way not your address or social media account. How I suppose to tell you , you know you’re my lucky since I use your pic as wallpaper of my phone my...

No 10. Where?

More miraj and fetish mags, less xpressions and arthouse s***. more bad girls club and s****** and less costumes and concept photography. Play to your strengths and get your freak on.

Justin, why’d you have to send me that meme and that song? You’re torturing me. I’m so wet and distracted. I can’t do anything. I can’t stop thinking about how bad I want you. So f****** wet, it makes me feel embarrassed. Which just makes me hornier. I want you....

Get breast cancer and die fish t***. Worthless c***. I hope your man is cheating on you when he leaves town.

I hope all pawn shop owners/employees die grizzly and gruesome deaths.

Vladimir Putin is behind it all. Russian disinformation is lurking everywhere. It’s worse than even Adam Schiff told us it was.

Just last weekend thousand of Southwest airlines flights failed to leave the ground. It seems obvious that the mass cancellations are a direct reaction to Joe Biden’s Vaccine Mandates....

Hospitals are literally SUFFOCATING patients with plastic bags.
AIR CARGO will be halted this winter due to collapsing airplane parts supply chain.

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I always fantasied about me killing my ex best friend. Like just f****** stabbing her in the stomach and just watch her bleed out. Like b****, you hurt you’ll get it 10x bad.

I don’t know why but I always had the fantasy of someone bigger than me tie me down and f*** me (I’m a lesbian)

Greetings! Does anyone have the contact info/DMs of any of the following individuals:

Dookie Dunker Dushawn, Pringles Can C*** Curtis, N***** Nuts Nick, Corvallus Winslow, B****** Balls Byron, Clark Hallisey, Broomstick B**** Brian, Niggeronian(?) Prostate Pounder Patrice, Sammy Stephens, Jose Cansucko, Andre Dawson and Cream Jean? Some buds and...

ANSWER to Question about ‘Hospitals have always been problems. My male nurse made me s*** his c***.’

I thought it would be obvious why I didn’t report it but let me explain. I was in 10th grade at the time. I had to finish 10th, 11th and 12th grade. I...