I wish I could go barefoot everywhere without feeling embarrassed.
Corvallus ain’t nothing but a two bit gas station guzzle guy and a world class dipshit who just wants to get down on his knees and beg for buttermilk like the Miami hurricanehead that he is. Like my ole pappy used to say if he had as many c**** on him as he’s had in him he’d look like a porcupine
Dan Fouts
To have a relationship with a cute asian lady. Was on the edge of an affair with one, but that never happened. Always wish it had happened.
