When I was young I used to dream about the most craziest s***. I was around 15 at the time and I went to bed on a usual night. And when I wake up I usually wrote down what I dreamed up of I wrote it down in my notebook....

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I sucked off author Whitley Strieber in a midwestern airport hotel. He called it an “alien encounter”, which is what he calls all his homosexual experiences, because he’s scared to admit his homosexuality to himself.

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i wish to be as insignificant as the dirt under an old pair of shoes

I would love to become a Levitical High Priest and carry the Ark.

Rain drops ! Rain drops ! Rain drops !
Oh it rains on my egg roll / It reminds me to Tokyo / but it gets all saggy/ and wet! / rain drops!

I’ll be honest. Sometimes I watch Netflix specials about comedians or singers and I think to myself “this m***********” is living my life. I have so many dreams and ambitions, that I think that most people would be shitting themselves to know that I have. They probably wouldn’t think that...

Fire is a beautiful majestic and highly respected element.

Yo Prestonian here to that m*********** saying n****** are the worse we just hate you Cracker honkeys because y’all ain’t s*** and won’t s*** our dicks fill our bellies and let us f*** your or your wife’s a******. Pay up crackers. And to that m*********** trying to argue with the...

WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM!

when the fun is over but you are hungry
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why does my peenis grow when i look at dr phil
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help….i think im in love with dr phil….his c*** is just so dreamy and i live to lick his a***.

I had a dream about Chris Brown. He was about to put that thang in me but I was scared bc I’m a virgin. I kept telling him to use baby oil bc he didn’t have lube. But he wouldn’t, then I woke up.. I would love to go back...

Female Elon Musk anyone

To wake up one day

Have the rest of my stuff shipped to where I am

Get paid…this equals glow on my face

Name change….

Locked fixed….

You know everything. in. its. rightful. order.

And have nothing to do with the place that I left…

For 2020 I hope the halter tops way of thinking or talking about the sheer ones they are obsessed with.

For 2020 I hope that the haters stop thinking or talking about the ones they are obsessed with.

i wanna f*** catgirls. They look so fuckable, Especially Chocola from nekopara. I want to see them drool on my c*** and nya in my ear as I f*** them

Emily

If you’re out there, if you know my name, find me

about this woman named evie, and shes reading this right now

I live in WV. My barber is a woman – I’m 34, and she’s about 20 years older than me. Slim, s*** body, brown hair, the best laugh, and a smile that’ll make you forget your own name for a minute. 🙂
I’m absolutely falling for her, and I...

Things are looking up. In a weird way. So. I will just have to learn to be more grateful for the small favours life ofers. Of course it’s not real, or concrete. My mother warned me when I was ten or so that too much of my life was given...

calm down

Last night I had a dream that my manager who is on a temporary leave of absence confessed her feelings for me and embraced me. In my dream I confessed the same back to her. She’s married and has 2 kids. I don’t believe the confession was false on my...

She puts a big goofy smile on my face, just from existing practically. Why would I not like her? Listen here, there’s nothing not to like. She’s very easy to be around, except for the fact she makes me trip over my feet constantly because I’m anxious about the bad...

What a beautiful dream.

you’re making this more complicated than it actually is. the happiness comes from the loving you. don’t worry about what you’re offering. happy love loves you with all your faults and mistakes, your faults and mistakes only make the love richer. we can help each other where we are in...

It’s crazy of me to think you’re still there.

I had a dream back in the day where my friend came to my house in the middle of the night and murdered my oldest dog.

It’s unfair of me to want you to come back into my life.To normalise it, stabilise it, shine some positive light into it. I want you to motivate me, like you did before. But, that’s not your job.

I should have hugged you goodbye. I wasted my only chance....

I had a dream where my grandma gave me a b****** and i liked it. I want it to become real.

Everything that bothers me will stay in 2019

ipray 7 times a day

I had a strange dream.I was watching TV and my wife was making dinner in the kitchen. Suddenly, our daughter in law(my son`s wife) came in, she threw her high heels on the sofa and went to the kitchen. I heard a noise and when i came in the kitchen...

i got accepted into university for nursing, im 18 and have had pressure on me to further pursue my education right from the start. i’m not the smartest person but i know i can do well. i have harsh anxiety and have finally started to notice positive differences in myself...

I had a werid dream of me being the President of USA. I help a lot of homeless people and give more money to everyone and made the world much better.

I gave the teachers more money to live. I even give millions of dollars to sick people.

Why can we not post comments?

My dreams havve been comfortable since she’s been in them. I can’t give that up. And it makes me strangely grateful.

Creepy. Stay away from me and everything to do with me, and then I’ll feel blessed. Die, and then I’ll absolutely feel blessed. From the bottom of my heart. It’s come to this, I mean what I say, you better believe it. Think about it.

You know exactly what...