Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate to photos of myself when I was younger

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate and pour it on fat pathetic dads at the mall

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate and drink it from a cup

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate in a ferris wheel and ejaculate on the women below

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate in a funeral home coffin

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate on public transit

Your n***** are touchable. Just see.

I know n***** that can touch your n*****

Honda Civic eg4 in Gütersloh.
-carspotter416

Audi R8 in Düsseldorf Germany.
-carspotter416

So what? You’ve got a couple slaves…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

So you’re 45? Thats a great age for another DUI

So you’re 45? Thats a great age for a kick in the a**.

dream.. he pulled the cover down just past my belly button and whispered “hey are you awake” he paused movement and didn’t budge until he heard me breathe again. “hey, wake up.” he whispered again a little harder this time. i felt something was off and i didn’t want to...

I got my d*** sucked in the burger king men’s room by a fucken transvestite

Santa’s gonna fucken r*** me while I sleep

Thank f*** it’s almost Christmas so I can quit being mall Santa and drink another 11 months.
-mall Santa fml.

I got my d*** sucked in a 7 Eleven back room by a fucken transvestite

I got my d*** sucked in a Walmart washroom stsll by a fucken transvestite

Its the middle of the night and I’ve been watching you.
-Demon Kane.

Kiss your dad on the lips in Paris, and unzip his pee pee.
-Luciano Loco.

I want to f*** every blonde blue eyed german lady

I don’t discriminate I want a rich thottie
-lil durkio

I touched my p**** to your skin and my c** painted you like a canvas.
-Real Life Skitso.

Spank your dad’s a** as I s*** in nastiness class.
-bonez mc

i woke up feeling someone s u c k i n g on my meat and i had no idea that was a thing until this because i was like 9 and my uncle had been drinking and my mom told me to stay in his room so when he...

Feels like an abortion and Arby’s night!

yoooo shotbydolo come and find me, we will make a p**** flick

Uganda be kidding me

I’m from the barware mob you can check da nlem

captain of the ship aka dirty fucken pirate.
-Madchild

Looking for photos of a well-built man defecating in a bucket. Pls fax with nudes to 281-674-5285

Come down yer chimney, f*** your wife till she has a bigger hole and toss her in the trash, eat your cookies n fly away .
-der weihnachtsman

Totally unreal and didn’t happen. But one night I was asleep dreaming about getting with this girl in my class and i remember waking up while she was giving me head in my dream to actually getting head while i was asleep. Someone was sucking on my d i c...

the elephant an the lamb is so scary

it doesn’t even connect to the recent tv show.

Sticking her legs in a wood chipper so she can’t run away was My dream last night.
-real life schitzo

damn,, must be so old if it was 25 years ago….

ms. elephant war is having panic attacks and repeated delusional imagination that is affecting alll of her minions

miss that devil