I used to get my wife drunk and start talking about her s** life when she was single. I asked her if she ever had a t********. She admitted to going to a friends house and there was another guy there. They drank and smoked and one thing led to another. They got her naked and as one was kissing her the other started licking her p****. She said she got so turned on and they did about everything they could think of with her. She said she loved it and always wanted to do it again
im gonna k!ll myself soon
– sparklefart459
I live on a farm in GA and have an old iron bath tub behind my house. I love using it in summer and getting caught by visitors. My hoo haa gets tingly and I gush actually cu mm ing.
Rudolph don’t know that a few years ago Miss claus took his mother to the barn and put one in her head , later that night he ate her as reindeer soul
-evil santa claus
i went blueberry-picking with the postal dude from postal 2. for some reason the blueberries were on a blackberry bush also we jumped over a school fence and turns out it was a furcon man i love my hyperfixations theyre so f****** stupid but gawd dhamn
That video of Corvallis is SICKKKKKKKKK. There’s some sick puppies in this world! He’s fucked more n****** than Experian!
even better
You are the first person I imagined myself making love to in every place your plane touched down. Such a sweet soul. Sending you love, respecting your freedom of choice to live a joyful life and wishing the best for you even if it is not me. Time to awaken...
“We Jews, we, the destroyers, will remain the destroyers FOREVER. NOTHING that you will do will meet our needs and demands. We will forever destroy, because we need a world of our own, a God-world, which it is not in your nature to build.” (Samuel, Maurice. “You Gentiles.” New York:...
This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast...
Please, please let me get in Let this be my opportunity Please let me in this amazing group, please! I feel this is the exact chance I’ve been waiting for so long! I’ll be hopeful until the end!
I dreamed that the U.S. will be destroyed with nuclear bombs
I am a legend
I live for food. I love food so much.
Wtf, i dreamed about hugging my colleague again.
Free drugs hugs chugs rubs and love
Death
which posts you are talking about?
I’m a problem. I read all of your posts. Thanks Novni.
Hi i love you
I wish I was the one who caught your eye and made you look up from your phone. I wish I was the one who made you laugh and giggle and make you act nervous. But I’m not. He is. My best friend. I knew from the day I met...
It should be legal to kill woke people. They’ve ruined the world
Planned from the beginning.
The whole Covid thing is fake. Planned from the beginning. A MASSIVE wealth transfer to Big Pharma and their owners. My hospital is making a $$fortune abusing and killing patients. Dead men don’t talk.
The ethical staff has been fired. Only the ones willing to...
I love you so much. -boo<3
Truth is , as soon as the doc took me off of insulin , and put me on trulicity, the weight just melted off me , it took me about a year to 1 1/12 years to lose the first 80 lbs .
But then … the pandemic happened. My...
Never mind mandatory vaccination. Let’s do mandatory abortions!
Abortion, yay!
I died in a dream. Not your usual death, though. Death, dressed in all black, had something in his hand and a red cardinal bird on his shoulder (mind you, I had never in my life seen this type of bird even on tv). I was in what felt like...
Gravity : Good Morning Beautiful, Your music woke me again from my dreams three times this week, making a collective total of 48 random days since we met two months ago today. However, I am choosing not to say anything to you directly and doing my best to let go....
I really really really like him
I had a dream you were teasing me, talking and I said, “Secretly I think you want me to kiss your lips with my big lips, you should sit on my face instead of talking smack..lol…”
May God Bless Uzbekestan
I’m new around here but wouldn’t it be “maycho man randy Savage”?
SIX SIMPLE WORDS
1. Kill
2. All
3. Women
4. Abort
5. All
6. Fetuses
The World We Be Saved
KILL ALL WOMEN ABORT ALL FETUSES
Hi I am new here. I just want to confess I always wanted to have a horse 🙁 I always wanted a house in the forest and a horse or multiple horses. My cowgirl dreams never came true. I love horses with round butts and healthy hooves. I love the...
Shut up ugly foe Alan Waller Ordoñez stalkerware abuser
I want to F*** my wife’s little sister my sister inlaw Shanda, badly but not just a Nut n Go, She gunna get the VIP package, lots of kissing, touching she’ll get her P**** and A** ate till she cums her white cream, get her little toes sucked on, and...
I have a crush on Sonali I just wanna ask her out and hang around with her
Urine
Gaimee & Gennifer ❣️
I had a w******** about my ex, she was straddling me while I laid on my bed, she was completely naked, she was slightly lean forward too, she also had my blanket over her back, I remember waking up and going to school. I stared at her the whole day...
Billie Eilish gave me a t**** f*** . Then finished off my hard on with a b******* . She didn’t resist and swallowed my load .
I fell asleep and woke up to this dream. I was sitting around the table with lots of people and my ex and his mom, and she had a huge smile talking like she always does. I was trying to make a good impression and I’ve been drinking all night...
America will be nuked
It’s going to be at least 12 hours but I can’t wait until I take a s*** next!