The Umbrella Academy is a f****** roller coaster.

I frequently have dirty dreams about my Russian history professor. It’s awkward but he’s smart and funny and I can’t shake this crush.

Alone on a Saturday night? Pathetic.
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Jk jk, so am I.

-Inu

I’m having my period right now and am feeling very h****! I wish I had a big c*** to ram into my tight p**** and him thrust wildly in and out. Omg, I need to be fucked.

This site is full of gender confused & incestuously, pedophilic white people. No wonder you dumbasses are going extinct. Stop the r*** of your golden retrievers & murdering of all your young & go find a real woman to carry your genetically decrepit seed, may come out allergic to daylight...

He is amazing, magnificent and he melts my heart, I wish I was his girl

I need a good, fun, fulfilling group of friends!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to marry satan

The day after my ex broke up with me, I had a dream that I and all the rest of my friends were on this ship and it was getting too close to the gravity of Jupiter. Water started to come out of nowhere and flood over the barriers where...

I’m not sure if it was a dream or it really happened. I know that when I was in the 2nd grade I got really sick. I remember being so weak and feeling so awful I just cried. My mom was a stern woman and didn’t put up with wimpiness,...

I had a w******** about my mother in law, it felt so real… I was giving her oral and she was enjoying it. She is in her early 60 but she has a aurora about her that drives me wild. All I think about is her one day grabbing my...

There’s a girl I really like, she’s a few years younger than me, I’m 17. Hopefully she feels the same about me; we’ve been talking for quite a while now and she enjoys playing video games and teasing me, her parents like me.

why did someone shoot me in my spine in my dream, like I get it’s a dream but that is just mean

I really want to lose my virginity but I want it to be memorable and very enjoyable. I’m a really k**** girl yet I’m so painfully shy. I don’t know how to take out with frustration.

I had a dream where I was seducing my physics teacher and he was actually entertaining my efforts. I’m in a relationship, and taking the class with my boyfriend. It’s so damn awkward.

So you know how people wonder if the one they will ever truly love is in another part of the world and they may never meet them. What if someone was in another time. A century, 2 centuries from now or ago, someone existed who loved the traits you have....

I wish I could fall in love with someone taller than me who gives the best hugs.
-from a tall hug deprived human.

I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse. And the zombies were nearly all over the whole world! So me and this group of strangers(apparently my friends) and my brother, were fighting them. So there’s this one guy, green eyes black hair and black leather jacket, blue shirt v cute....

I had a random dream about having crazy s**, falling in love with, and marrying (all that in one dream) a guy I’ve known for 3 years. We’ve been really close platonic friends but after this random dream I’ve started to crush on him and I can’t stop day dreaming...

Do a lot of young girls make videos on tiktok? Need a form to watch legal cp

DEATH TO AMERICA!

I hope my dreams are filled with s*** tgals like Camila Mattoli and Jasmine from Pattaya dicking me deep and repeatedly filling my sissyhole with their delicious s****. I wish my backsnatch could be their servant forever. May I dream of my backsnatch filled with cream, forever and ever amen

One day I’ll look like myself.
…I have to believe this, or else who knows where I might end up…
One day I’ll have a flat chest without any extra work.
One day my voice will be consistently low.
One day the monthly menace will be...

I had a w******** where I was on a rollercoaster and every fast hump I rode increased the climax build up in my lower body. I woke up before I came, but I was so half asleep that I was able to close my eyes and see myself on the...

I wish my future was more clear and less clear at the same time. I’m in other grade and have been planning on going to college to become a professional writer and maybe even chef. I also decided to adopt kids when I’m older. I’ve always been able to picture...

Allahu Akbar! May I be blessed with the seed of Muhammad filling my a*** for eternity

I’m really confused about what this dream means. I’m a white female, but I had a dream that I was a black male with a short beard. I didn’t feel uncomfortable, i felt like nothing was different. I know I’m not trans and know I’m most definitely white, so what...

I’m a teenage lesbian and I really miss my girl a lot. We were never “officially” couple, but she’s bisexual and we both had something and always knew we had something, we just never directly addressed it. Even in our times apart, we’ve always kept an extremely close relationship, holding...

I had a dream one of my guy friends and I had s** and ever since then I’ve wanted him to f*** ny brains out. He plays around about giving me some d*** and I’m really about to give in to the temptation.

“Hydrangeas are calling my name
Bring me to a garden I’ve never seen
There I heard your sirens sing
Filled me with a feeling I‘ve never known
Staring into my head
Your eyes are like kaleidoscope”

“If you turn into a table
You must...

I reconnected with an old friend of mine that I thought was my soul mate and he still is, we still love each other so much it has to be destiny, I love him so much. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ His laugh makes me so happy and just messaging him and talking to...

I haven’t had s** like for 10 months. So I feel very h****, I started working as a teacher, I’m afraid that some of my Students (they are young adults) get aware ir my horniness

We shouldn’t have a legal age for s**

Instead your readiness should be determined by two doctors (mentaland physical)

This would keep 16-17 year olds from putting people in jail

Maybe give people deemed ready a card to prove it

It would display stuff like STDs as well

Unlike a...

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

an entire football team according to forbes

秘密ノ金魚#6559 is my discord uwu for all you epic gamers.

-Inumimi

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I just want Geeking to come back I miss being an e-pup and loving everyone and receiving love but now because of you f****** child loving freaks and human scum, the app got banned. I miss everybody. 🙁 and I can’t go back to Facebook because Facebook in cracking down...

Oh god oh f*** I hate myself- But I kinda don’t regret posting that so, w h o o. It’s me, the former e-thot Inumimi and I’m here to say I f****** love everyone here who doesn’t post about fucked up s*** and I wish you the best of luck...

I’m so f****** stoned so let me embarrass myself. W o o f. uwu

I love fish so much especially sharks and sturgeons whenever I see one of their babies I start almost cry.

I used to be the biggest e-thot on the planet and had a small harem of...

Few awe beheaded beneath death, misfowtune, and the amanojaku
theiw heads awe wetuwned to the buckets

necks awe itchy, itchy, itchy
kakakakakakakaka

ignowance is bwiss;
the gwaveyawd is in namitsuki
they awe disappeawing and dying wike bugs

necks awe itchy, itchy, itchy
kakakakakakakaka

the head...