Ahem.

O-m-g chwoe answew me woah
wait untiw i teww you what i heawd
it’s to fucked to type this s***
it’s wipe, caww back, i’ww yeww you evewy wowd
jenna rowen cawwing?
jenna rowen cawwing…
jenna wowen cawwing, hey
oh my god, oh my god, ok so,
at the end of wast nights pawty
vewy end of wast nights pawty
did you see wich?
oh i saw wich
so he’s behaving hazy wike a tweekin’ junkie
fwaiwin’ cwazy wike a fweakin’ monkey
he’s gotta weawn to handwe his high, shouwdn’t dwink so much fow a smaww guy
right. but, he wasn’t dwunk.
the heww you sayin’ jenna
he wasn’t dwunk!
the heww you sayin’ jenna
no! because i heawd fwom dustin cwoft,
that rich had bawewy touched a dwop
which means that you can’t bwame the things he did on awcohow
it’s just so tewwibwe i don’t want to wewive it aww…
but do you want me to teww you?
spit it out, spit out!
you weawwy want me to teww you?
spit it out, spit it out!
i’ww teww you ’cause you awe my cwosest fwiend
no i’m not?
yeah, i know
but hewe’s what happened at the pawty’s end
rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
yeahhh
rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
woooahh
i thought i was dweamin’, evewybody was scweamin’
when wich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
when wich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
o-m-g bwooke, answew me
look wait untiw i teww you what i saw
…Ignowe.
and awso space and fwowny face
i’m sowwy that jewemy made out with me at the pawty but it was totawwy his fauwt and wets not wet boys evew come between us evew again mkay? smiwey face, wipstick, kitty paw.
hey.
we coow?
we awe.
ok so at the end of wast nights pawty, did you see wich?
no, i was cwying.
so he’s behavin’ weiwd and i was fwightened, ’cause i feawed his state was heightened
he’s gotta weawn not to weawwy smoke a wot, he shouwdn’t get so high fow a tiny guy
he’s gotta weawn not to weawwy smoke a wot, he shouwdn’t get so high fow a tiny guy
right but he wasnt high, so you can’t bwame the things he did on pot
it’s just so awfuw, so i’ww tawk about it a wot
rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
woah
i thought i was dweamin’ evewybody was scweamin’
when wich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
when wich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
hey evewybody have you heawd? rich set a fiwe now go spwead the wowd!
sending a text. Text!
sending a tweet. Tweet!
sending a text, text! tweet, tweet!
rewease the infowmation, step and wepeat!
i’ww spwead the wowd. Wowd!
that wich is fwecked
fwecked?
no, i meant fucked. Did i say fwecked? sowwy guys that’s just my autocowwect
awways be awawe of autocowwect
r-i-c-h, can’t you see? just how much i cawe about youw twagedy
change my pwofiwe pic to you, now i fuwwy undewstand what you’we going thwough
r-i-c-h, it’s a dwag, i wead, she wead, they wead, you’we in a body bag
r-i-c-h, can’t you see, just how much i wove youw twagedy!
hi! hi! hi! hi! yo! yo! yo! yo! sup! sup! sup! sup! fiwe!
ha! ha!
tawk it! text it! pass it! tawk it!
ready? ok! hewe we go!
rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
woah
rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
it was so tewwibwy gowy, i got the whowe bwoody stowy
and i wasn’t quite thewe, but i know what happened i sweaw
when rich set a fiwe and he buwned the house down
when rich set a fiwe and he wevewed the town
when rich set a fiwe and he fwed to bombay
when rich set a fiwe ’cause he knew he was gay
when rich set a fiwe and he mewted his head
when rich set a fiwe and he’s totawwy dead
when rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
buwned! it! down! woah
yeah! yeah! yeah! did ya heaw? did ya heaw?
buwned! it! down! woah
did ya heaw? did ya heaw? yeah yeah yeah!
buwned! it! down! woah!
did ya heaw? did ya heaw?
that rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the.
rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the.
rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
he towd me ’cause he’s my best fwiend
rich set a fiwe and he buwned down the house
send!