Shaved all my public hair last night. Feelin very nawtee and hornay. Too bad, work today.
My bestie/coworker lives about five blocks away. Their son has been hanging out here since he was able to ride a bicycle. He does like to hang out here since we have a pool. My husband Roy been teasing me the reason he’s over here so much that he likes me. Then giggles. What hubby doesn’t know is that I enterduced his cream pie nozzle to my oven just about two years ago. Every Saturday when Roy is out playing golf. Jack is here Injecting me with a batch of cream pie filling. Then I lick and kiss his nozzle.
I put it like this, corvallus winslow can s*** my damn backsnatch! Floss yo teeth back there boy! Jew gotta puzzy where his asshoe should be!