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Roller skating through Liberty City today in some skimpy dolphin shorts, hot pink tank top and headband when I passed a house with a bunch of young black bucks posted up out front.

As I was passing I did a spin on my skates to give the bros a look at my prissy posterior.

“Damn!” One of the swarthy men sitting out front said “white boy got a BIG OL MUFFIN on him!” Then they all started hooting and hollering and basically niggering out to the max.

They invited me in for a drink and I declined but before I knew it they were dragging me in to the yard and then the living room. Minutes later my skates are up in the air and I’m being pounded by one of these macho Miami Mancooch Marauders. Then another and another.

After id taken on about 30 of them I said I had to leave and they let me. One of them joked that I looked like a snail leaving but it’s true, all that jigga jism was leaking out of my backsnatch onto the sidewalk as I skated back to calle ocho.

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If you want to know the truth I’ll tell you, the hallisonian and I were backsnatch bros during the Cleo’s days.

We’d go to Cleo’s together have a few cocktails and get folded and sleazed by the brothers.

We were best of friends, like Logins and Messina– we’d even shave each other’s front bushes, add Rogaine to each other’s backbushes or lube each other up for a night of deepdickings by hung honchos at Cleo’s.

Dude who went by the Jacksonian, Clarence Jackson and another dude named Pringles Can Patrice used to drink with us at the spot after Cleo’s. Basically we’d be getting worn out and slutted around the clock. I once worte a song called “BigBlackCock AroundDaClock and hallisonian had a verse on it.

This was around the time when hallisonian became such a whigger. If you check his Facebook page (Clark Hallisey) you can see his posts about black men.

I miss Clark but I’m not wearing a durag or hiking one leg of my adidas pants up anymore!

CORVALLUS

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If you want to know the truth I’ll tell you, the hallisonian and I were backsnatch bros during the Cleo’s days.

We’d go to Cleo’s together have a few cocktails and get folded and sleazed by the brothers.

We were best of friends, like Logins and Messina– we’d even shave each other’s front bushes, add Rogaine to each other’s backbushes or lube each other up for a night of deepdickings by hung honchos at Cleo’s.

Dude who went by the Jacksonian, Clarence Jackson and another dude named Pringles Can Patrice used to drink with us at the spot after Cleo’s. Basically we’d be getting worn out and slutted around the clock. I once worte a song called “BigBlackCock AroundDaClock and hallisonian had a verse on it.

This was around the time when hallisonian became such a whigger. If you check his Facebook page (Clark Hallisey) you can see his posts about black men.

I miss Clark but I’m not wearing a durag or hiking one leg of my adidas pants up anymore!

CORVALLUS

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