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SUCKOFF SUNDAY ahora @ the Alligator Fuckhouse / Backdoor Ballroom. Rest your weary Sunday morning nutsack on my chin while me or one of my sissy pals empties your Yummy Yogurt. Sensimilia Doobies, Alkaseltzer and Bloody Mary’s on deck and gratis, that’s the Corvallus Difference™.

BONUS OFFER: if you have any Sunday morning gas don’t empty it before you see me! I’m paying $1.75 per ripper and $5 if you make me wretch. I’ll provide a small airplane style blanket to help contain and condense the aroma. Last weekend an Indian gentleman named Pradeep earned over $100 for his raunchy rippers! Congratulations Pradeep, hope you’re eating some of that nasty Punjabi food right now with an aim to come blow my face off!

Cream ya later!

CBW3

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