Q: WHY DOES CORVALLUS HAVE SHÏT ON HIS MUSTACHE?
A: 🎵 LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES🎵
Being hor/ny is like a mental illness. I m’asturbated twice this morning and now I have released my s’perm I can think so much more clearly, it’s like I’m another person. I can focus on and be interested in things unrelated to s’ex. I keep forgetting to just mas’turbate and get it out of my system so I can carry on with my life. I wish I could remember to do this every time I feel aroused.
BIGDICKNIGGER AT THE PICNIC! WHITES CAN TONGUE KISS MY BLACKASS AND S*** MY DAMN COCKSTICK! CHEEKS CHECKERS CHEESEBURGERS AND CHELADAS! IF U A WHITE THAT BACKPUSSY IS MINE HONKY GRAB YOUR SOCKS AND GET READY TO GET COCKROCKED BY THE BIGCOCKED BOSSMAN! SMOKED ME A DAMN REEFER AND HAD HALF BOX OF HIGH GRAVITY BEERS SO YEAH IM LIT UP AND ACTIN A LITTLE CRAZY TONIGHT
