PRINGLES CAN PATRICE just got out of jail yesterday and lawd MY BACKSNATCH IS PAININ' Y'ALL! Gonna need to sit on a block of ice and wear a diaper for a

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PRINGLES CAN PATRICE just got out of jail yesterday and lawd MY BACKSNATCH IS PAININ’ Y’ALL!

Gonna need to sit on a block of ice and wear a diaper for a week after that ROTO ROOTERING.

When he left I gave him $10, a spliff of indica, a tall can of steel reserve and a microwave burrito— that’s what I call THE CORVALLUS DIFFERENCE™

New Confession

Being hor/ny is like a mental illness. I m’asturbated twice this morning and now I have released my s’perm I can think so much more clearly, it’s like I’m another person. I can focus on and be interested in things unrelated to s’ex. I keep forgetting to just mas’turbate and get it out of my system so I can carry on with my life. I wish I could remember to do this every time I feel aroused.

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