PRINGLES CAN PATRICE just got out of jail yesterday and lawd MY BACKSNATCH IS PAININ’ Y’ALL!
Gonna need to sit on a block of ice and wear a diaper for a week after that ROTO ROOTERING.
When he left I gave him $10, a spliff of indica, a tall can of steel reserve and a microwave burrito— that’s what I call THE CORVALLUS DIFFERENCE™