I drank 6 high gravity beers and smoked me a reefer stick now all I need to make this night perfect is some white lips around my joint. I met this honky named Gary and he made me bust my nut too damn fast I said slow down I want to enjoy it but this hustler trickster just wanted to make his money and go. Wish I could have seen his face when he looked at that 100 note and saw Obama’s face on it. You can take that to the bank Gary! They ain’t gonna give you s*** for it but you can take it there!

Corvallus if you reading this french kiss my asshoe and buy me a Buford!