Ooh jumpin’ Jupita, shabadabadoo! Imma eat some watermelon and sing for the white man!
-PK Subban
We have a party of 8 for dinner reservations tonight. the other 7 havent arrived yet. -A thoughtful skitzo.
You think I don’t realize you dislike me? You only message me when you’re not busy with your friends or when you’ve been drinking. Please don’t contact me anymore; I won’t respond.
