Launching Spermy Rubbers on Public Roads

I frequently m********* in my car. To minimize the mess, I like to j******* into a rubber. After I c** though, the fun isn’t over. I like to share my fun with others on the road. The following is just one of many such stunts I’ve pulled.

One day last week, I had just finished sucking another guy’s c*** and swallowing his sperm, so I was h**** as f*** and had to get myself off. So I put on one of those rubbers while driving back to work and started pleasuring myself as I savored the lingering taste of his sperm I busted a huge f****** load inside the rubber.
I took the spermy rubber off and left it in my car for the rest of the afternoon. On my drive home, I carefully inflated and tied it off. I opened my sunroof and when the time was right, I launched that spermy rubber into the cool night air. In my rearview mirror, I could see the spermy zeppelin quickly descend and bounce up and down as it drifted across the road and into the opposite lanes. It was after dusk, so the headlights of cars in both directions illuminated the spermy blimp such that it appeared to glow. It was still bouncing around as cars closed in on it and passed it. I couldn’t discern the ultimate fate of this spermy rubber, but it was absolutely f****** hilarious to see it bobbing up and down on the highway, taunting drivers with its ominous shape and spermy payload. Surely, there is a car or two somewhere featuring a garnishment of my sperm and DNA.

I was laughing my f****** a** off!