Hey y’all A*** Alan here fka Always Open Alana and before that as A*** Aioli Alan. I’ve moved away from Miami and back to San Francisco. Corvallus was exaggerating about how many hairy honchos there are there looking for bodacious BACKSNATCH. Lots of bitchy bottoms and only a few BUGGARONES and hole polers.

Hmu on Instagram at a***.alan if you’re interested SF and wanna cream. Yes I am open to men of all races and I don’t use hurtful racial slurs like Corvallis does.