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I was recently away with work in Hamburg with lots of free time. A productive afternoon’s shopping was concluded with a purchase of a new (suction mounted) toy from the red light district. After heading back to my fancy hotel I slipped into the shower to test ride it.

With the bathroom radio on fairly loud I eventually found the perfect height and angle and began to really enjoy myself. So much so in fact, that in my writhings I apparently inadvertently caught the emergency cord that was present in the bathroom.

At the conclusion of my pleasure I opened my eyes to be confronted with two flustered looking male hotel employees and a hunky paramedic with a bemused look on his face, who had evidently been banging on the door for some time and eventually let themselves in!

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So I admit that I was a VERY moody teen and my mom (single, tempramental Purto Rican mom) was sick of me. (15 for this story. Btw all this was in Spanish, everything in Spanish is more intense.)

My mom was getting impatent with me for not doing my part with helping with the up keep with the house, truthly I was (still am) VERY lazy. But then she barked at me and said “For f*** sake, Nicholas grow some f****** balls between your legs!” This pissed me off inside so bad, I was burning with fire, and I wanted payback. So I went to take a shower, dryed myself off, and walked into the living room Naked. (I knew she would be at the computer) She had a shocked and disbelief look on her face as soon as she looked up. “Woah, Jesus Christ! The f*** are you doing?!” I was very condisending and snarky (holding them)”As you can see, I DO HAVE BALLS between my legs Mom! Their was a dreadful moment of scilence, and I regreted what I did. This pissed her off, and she was staring right at me groin with hate. “Okay…well good for you (now yelling) little s***, you grew a pair to be disreaspectful to your mother! Well mabye now that your such a big macho, you can use those things to finaly act like man and be f****** reasponsible!” At this point my p**** started to shrivil, and she saw. “I don’t wanna see your d*** out ever again, do you hear me?!” (me) “yes” “Having d*** and balls are a privlage, next time you do somthing like this, I’ll snip them off and turn you into my daughter.

This was the worst day off my teenage life.

A few days later we finaly apoligized to one an other, we bolth felt bad. “I’ll say, you defenitly have cojones for standing up aginst me like that, those this have some fire in them. But I felt more confident in myself when she whisperd in my ear before school “By the way, since I practicly saw that thing on a full screen setting, I just wanted to say, you have a handsom MANhood.” (Smile and wink)