I was recently away with work in Hamburg with lots of free time. A productive afternoon’s shopping was concluded with a purchase of a new (suction mounted) toy from the red light district. After heading back to my fancy hotel I slipped into the shower to test ride it.

With the bathroom radio on fairly loud I eventually found the perfect height and angle and began to really enjoy myself. So much so in fact, that in my writhings I apparently inadvertently caught the emergency cord that was present in the bathroom.

At the conclusion of my pleasure I opened my eyes to be confronted with two flustered looking male hotel employees and a hunky paramedic with a bemused look on his face, who had evidently been banging on the door for some time and eventually let themselves in!