I stripped naked and straddled my bare a** over the coke bottle. At the precise moment I dropped the Mentos in and sat hard on it, the nozzle roughly penetrating my a***. My a** filled quickly as desired, but soon a gas bubble rose through my colon. Coke foam now squirting out of my a**, the plastic bottle collapsed into itself and my head hit the floor.

Hours later I awoke in the hospital. A doctor stood over me, recommending a psychiatric exam.