Asspussy Alan here (formerly known as A*** Aioli Alan) and I’ve moved to Miami to take on the Broward Backpussy aka Corvallus Bronson Winslow III!
Unlike corvallus I don’t live in the ghetto I live in Miami Beach!
I offer natural lubes, Tina, Gas, Heineken and Grey Goose free of charge, it’s what I call the Alan Addition™
I’m putting my asspussy up against his pathetic loose and diseased BACKSNATCH!
Take the Asspussy Alan challenge today!
Hit me on Twitter @alanrothmiami !