I once b*** fucked a Doberman pinscher so hard he puked on the coffee table.
My license plate is 71E LCL of Lincoln Nebraska and I am a total JERK bag on the road. I apologize for this. I am going through a midlife crisis and have a s*** job, as well as $0 in savings. Simply put, I failed at life and now I like to take it out on others to make myself feel better. FML.
Black baby inside me