Monday is my funday. I get to drive into traffic and try to run over people. Watch out bitches here I come.

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Monday is my funday. I get to drive into traffic and try to run over people. Watch out b****** here I come.

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Please God let my art therapist break up with her boyfriend so I have a chance. She’s fully enmeshed with him so I know my odds of stealing her away are near zero. They literally split an apartment. But If they break up and she moves back in with her parents then I definitely have a chance because she’s definitely into me. I’m praying on their downfall. Amen.

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I recently let a dog lick my c***. I was watching a friend’s dog while they were away, and I was h****, so I got naked, laid down, and rubbed a bit of peanut butter on my rock hard c***. She licked it all off, and her tongue felt incredible, especially when she licked the big purple head. It felt so good that she made me c**, and she continued to lick up my c** as it shot out. Best b****** I ever had. I got some more doggie head later that day. It was on my mind to try f****** her, to get my hard c*** deep in her tight doggie p****, to fill her up with my c**, but I didn’t make that leap-yet.