Suddenly my sphincter’s split by six Somali securityguards slinging slimy sissysticks in Corvallus’ sissysuitcase.
i have a crush on my friend (hes right next to me as im writing this) and i want to tell him so bad, for some reason i just cant help but stare and admire him
its unfortunate that he still likes his old crush..
I saw my neighbors thru the landscaping doing gold en showers. Asked if I, m, cud join the fun. They said, “bring beer”. Having fun.
