I can just IMAGINE tomorrow XD
Jason: Oi! I heard you told my girlfriend I’m a r*****!?
Me: Yeah, because she’s being an a** and not listening to ANYONE and I’ve been told by multiple people PLUS victims that you raped them!
Jason: Well I f****** didn’t so stop spreading false s*** about me! And if you were told I was a r***** why the f*** would you date me!?
Me: Because I’m into some k**** s*** you lanky a**, homophobic, judgmental, r***** Jew-cosplaying m***********!
Everyone else realising I was okay with the thought of him r***** me at first: 😬