i got high with a random guy after randomly meeting up with him. We made out and then I contracted head lice from him, also his mom came home and shouted

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i got high with a random guy after randomly meeting up with him. We made out and then I contracted head lice from him, also his mom came home and shouted at him, i was hidding in the corner high out of my mind, and getting a bad buzz, also dude wouldn’t stop touching too much even after saying no, then when i was more forceful he finally stopped, ended up kicking him out of my uber and ghosting him. Now i find out i got f****** lice from him

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So i just talked to Rob,
Prev and moka.
they told me ….
To kick your fucken head in.

-Madchild 57

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There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…