You know what's an even bidder problem than my 5 8 midget height which prevents me from dating or having sex with any of you prize "women" on this site?

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You know what’s an even bidder problem than my 5 8 midget height which prevents me from dating or having s** with any of you prize “women” on this site?

Every morning when I set to work I have a black spot on the tip of my nose? I have been baffling me. Where is that coming from? Is it grease from my truck after
I check it over. That ridiculous sounding homosexual transvestite is marking DD (double double) with black marker on my coffee cup at 12:00 where the drink slot is. That guy is retarded. I never see him, but I laugh everytime at the person on front of me when “he’s” speaking. I say to my brother “haha this guy is definitely a transexual… No doubt” we pull up and his voice changes from gay, to reeeealll deep like he was just out chopping wood. What a retard.

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There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…