Well.... I don't have your cell number, so no text for you but even if I did... I don't love you. Not even close. You can pray for me all you want but...

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Well…. I don’t have your cell number, so no text for you but even if I did… I don’t love you. Not even close.

You can pray for me all you want but… I don’t do anything illegal. I’m not stupid and don’t worry about it, you WILL get your a** kicked in the next life, so don’t worry about it. You’ll get yours. Look forward to that. I pray you don’t come back as a cockroach. That would be TOO harsh in my humble opinion.

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There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…