Just got home from work. Met the lady 2 doors down finishing letting her dog do it business.

Shes says something I couldn’t hear. So I asked “what’s that?” shes holding her dog at this time, she goes “f****** dog…” At least that’s what I heard, I don’t have the greatest hearing but I didn’t ask her her to clarify again. We’re both 4 floors up, she was coming in too. She then gives me the classic “you look so familiar to me… Do I look familiar to you?” I looked at her and said “no, but who do I look like to you” she goes “I don’t know, I don’t know him…” I then added “because I hear that often (every few years), I have a second cousin 3 hours north, who I’m told I look exactly like, shockingly, we don’t even have the same last name, he’s about 7 -10 years older than me. I have had random people I don’t know who are from there who were here tell me I like ok exactly like him by name….” I have also been told years ago by people who really knew me that they saw me on stage in a band singing Def Leppard songs at a bar… I have a few twins out there…”

Then how long have you been here? I’m like “since oh, 1980? You mean here the city or the building?” She meant the building.