I must be dreaming right now. There’s no way this could actually be happening. I rarely get laid, and when I do, the girl is usually fat and/or ugly as sin. But an unattractive b****** like me has to take whatever crumb of p**** I can get. However, I recently found a FWB on Tinder who is so ridiculously out of my league. I’ve fucked her 5 times now, and I still can’t believe it. What she finds attractive about me, I’ll never know.
She:
– is smokin hot
– is short and thin
– has a perfect body
– is h**** all the time
– gives a fantastic b******
– lets me c** in her mouth
– can’t get pregnant (NO PULLING OUT!!)
– likes to be photographed naked
