PRESTONIAN and CORVALLUS BOTH admitted that I was better than BOTH of them COMBINED! My BACKSNATCH was TIGHTER and JUICIER, so solve my secret riddle to learn how I do it so spectacularly…
Through the dark Floridian woods
Across the Acosta Bridge
X-ray vision is what you will need
And a high pain tolerance
To traipse to the tower
In which men are brought to their knees
On all fours
No mercy awaiting them.
It will bring you great pleasure
So intense you might faint.
To experience such wonder
Half a dozen men died
Eleven floors up,
Four doors to the left
To put your might to the test.
