I’m a dude who like riding big dildos. Sometimes, I sit on the d**** on keep it in for a couple minutes. One time, I thought I’d run down to the garage for a quick bong toke, 9 inch d**** in a**. I was wearing track pants over it. I sat down, carefully so as not to force the d**** in further, and packed my bowl. As I was getting the weed ready, my roommate’s extremely talkative friend came out for a smoke and started talking to me about random s*** for about an hour. For the whole hour, that d**** was begging to be pulled out, but I dared not. I waited until he finally went back into the house, and proceeded to f*** my high a** to o*****. Absolutely true.
