Listen up ratsoup honkeys The Prestonian here also known as Prestomania and I figure if you can’t beat em, join em. For a limited time my backsnatch will be wide open for all cummers, no loads refused, greased and sleazed! My hole is your goal!
And another change, for every load deposited into my bootyvault you get a signature presto Big Buford with white BBQ sauce, bacon and cheese from my portable food warmer. That’s The Prestonian Promise ™
I’m sorry for all the damn lousy cotton-picking language I used on here and tricks I played on whites over the years, this is an opportunity to let you take out some aggression out on my cheeks, slam me like an old Alabama screen door!
