Met this cracker at da pickle park near the freeway, he asked me “s*** off or f***?” I says I WANT CHEEKS. He the takes his draws down and bends over and oh boy his bootyhole is stinking up the entire area. I say DAMN HONKY YO A****** BE STINKIN! He said “free nose clothespin is always included, dats da Corvallus Difference!”
After I flopped and nutted inside his azz I look down and see he browndicked me. I nearly slapped him when he said “Free wet wipes always included, that’s the Corvallus Difference!”
I cleaned up and went to my car and I see this Corvallus guy push starting a beat up red Chrysler Lebaron convertible before hopping in. His FLORIDA license plate said “ROLLAIDS”.
