What up y'all only 30 minutes until the MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA begins at the PURPLE CUCUMBER!! There's about 60 brothers in line right now doing

What up y’all only 30 minutes until the MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA begins at the PURPLE CUCUMBER!! There’s about 60 brothers in line right now doing stretches, smoking blunts and hitting their drank– before they hit the tight wet backsnatch of the World Famous Corvallus Winslow!

Look for me wearing my popper bandolier and leather booty shorts and the Tshirt that says IVE FUCKED MORE N****** THAN EQUIFAX!

I’m greazed and sleazed and I took two shots of Hypnotiq so my sphincter is ready for your chocolate bone! Sorry fellas tonight is blacks only, NO BLACK LOADS REFUSED!

CHOO CHOO!!

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