I split Corvallus cheeks then I told him to close his eyes and wait for a big surprise, damn fool was sitting there smiling waiting, then yeah I farted

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I split Corvallus cheeks then I told him to close his eyes and wait for a big surprise, damn fool was sitting there smiling waiting, then yeah I farted right on his big Jew nose. He was like “damn presto you nearly blew my nose off with that a** gas. And for some damn reason now I’m hungry for a Big Buford from Rally’s!”

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