• 2 years ago
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Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Pee Wee Hermman, Boy George and George Michael. He was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.

He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED MY BACKPUSSY!

I was there doing a story on homeless encampments, I asked him how he keeps a positive attitude living in such squalor and despair and he replied “POZZED LOADS GO TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!”

Robert Hamburger 🍔

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