Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Pee Wee Hermman, Boy George and George Michael. He was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.
He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED MY BACKPUSSY!
I was there doing a story on homeless encampments, I asked him how he keeps a positive attitude living in such squalor and despair and he replied “POZZED LOADS GO TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!”
Robert Hamburger 🍔