BREAKING NEWS: Edgy McEdgyton is going to use their tactical knife (The tactical knife is a knife with one or more military features designed for use in extreme situations), to “r*** your n***** as” (minor spelling mistake, they meant A**).

We’re unclear if Edgelord is describing a fantasy of using their scary knife in the a** area, or just on the person as A** can be used to describe the actual a** or also the totality of an individual.

Keep reading for A Brief History the Tactical Knife:

The term “tactical knife” was coined in the mid-1990s to define a look with certain characteristics. Regarding fixed blades, the characteristics included a non-reflective blade coupled with either no guard or one of stainless steel. Some still use brass and others incorporate titanium for guards, while some use black zirconium. Currently, zirconium’s price deters both makers and collectors. If the price comes down you can expect to see more zirconium for guards. Handle materials should be synthetics, including but not limited to Micarta®, G-10 and carbon fiber. However, these three are far and away the most popular handle materials on today’s custom tactical fixed blades.