look at me fuck in your face women give me the shits. why do men like them so dirty. I fart on them.

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look at me f*** in your face women give me the shits. why do men like them so dirty. I fart on them.

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Flying down I-75
’bout to hop on 696
I look over this f****** chick’s tryna fix her makeup
I’m like, B****,
you ain’t a plastic surgeon
I advise ya to put up your visor,
I’m getting kinda ticked
You’re blocking my side mirror, she’s like “Yeah, so?”
I’m like, “So? You gon’ need a stitch you keep actin’ like that, ho
I look like your husband,
s***? That’s a rhetorical question
You talk to me like you talk to him, I’ll f*** you up
In fact, get in the backseat,
like the rest of my dates
No b**** rides shotgun, what taxi?

-Bad Meets Evil.

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female, 19 atm, from philippines. i had an issue when i was in senior highschool, with my girl bestfriend and a college student. this happened 3 years ago. after shs chirstmas party, this college student approched us but my girl bestfriend already knew this guy. so things happened, the guy invite us to drink but the moment he invite us, i do not really know that we were going to drink. so things happened again until we agreed to go home and this guy insist to take us home (one by one), but we can not decide who will be first will be drop off, if me or my bff so this guy decide to take us in a motel. and things happened… but there is no s** happened, just some kissing and so on but not that kind of thing. after 3 months since that happened, just a random day at school, our friend said that i had an issue that i threesomed with that one college student who is famous for being a flirty student of that school. they don’t know that i am with my bff that time and there is no t******** happened. until now, in our circle of friends, none of them knows what really happened to me and my bff.