In 2010 I met a girl named Samantha and we soon found out that we were both 48 years old. I fell madly in love with her from the start but she was not so easy to catch. She would say the weirdest things like that she knew a guy with chronic bad breath but I told her that my breath was healthy and then I kissed her with passion. The next day she said “So many guys have bad toe fungus and it really grosses me out” It was a July day so I slipped off both of my shoes and socks and she saw that I have very healthy feet. That night we shared a bottle of brandy and then made the most wild s** that I have had since I was young. We are still together. I guess I might be trying to tell guys to have good oral hygiene and take care of your feet! Ha
