Yeah I'm the damn Prestonian and I might be a bit older than the average young buck at Cleo's but Corvallus is still my bitch piece until I make that

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Yeah I’m the damn Prestonian and I might be a bit older than the average young buck at Cleo’s but Corvallus is still my b**** piece until I make that white a****** mine. I like Bufords, passing gas in white faces and slamming cheeks so what it don’t mean I ain’t no bad guy.

Yeah I slam cheeks and don’t like using no damn candom and like I always say *and when yo cheeks are sore and you leaking j*** you know you just got NIGGERFUCKED by the best in the biz!* (The Prestonian)

One last thing is I ain’t leaving no damn tips for any waiters, making me leave a tip is like reinstituting slavery as far am I’m concerned! The only way some cracker waiter is getting a tip is if he bends over and takes the tip of my Johnson up his shitbox!

I’m that buckwild n***** the Prestonian and if you’re a white your a*** is mine!

Presto Chango

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I’m trying to get ahold of corvallus bronson winslow the third. The doctor told me I have herpes simplex 10 and you should get checked out.

Ramon

( Not gonna fall for another banana in my tailpipe)

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Me and my wife are Arab Muslim
I was in the hospital getting medical tests for chest pain
My wife came to see me and was sitting by my bed
I was out of it from the meds they gave me
When this huge black doctor came in my wife told him she didn’t have money to pay the medical bills
The doctor sat on a chair and took out his c*** and said “we can work something out ”
My wife asked “is this the only way?”
The doctor said yes
My wife said “Allah forgive me ”
Then my wife got on his lap facing him slowly riding his c***
She said to him “I could ride you better if we could kiss ”
She leaned forward to tongue kiss 💋 him and rode him faster
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry baby but his c*** is so big! I’ve never felt like this!”
The doctor had my wife’s dress lifted up
I could wssee how much he was stretching her p**** and how wet she was
Then my wife moaned and said to the doctor “I can’t do this with my wedding ring on I feel like I am disrespecting you!”
My wife took off her wedding ring and let it fall to the floor
I gave her an angry look
My wife yelled at me “this is not about our marriag it’s about pleasing his c***!”