Hey Pirate Pat,
Tis me, tis supersonic bionic woman. Just wanted to say. You need to calm down. Your true soulmate is out there. You will NEVER find her if you refuse to let go of your past.
Ayyyyeee, tis true Pirate pat,
Ayeve been busy wit me cog. Me crew tis busy sleepin off tha Grog blossom. Me men seem ta work hard. Twas only last night they twere playin hard. Ayyyye…the pirates need Heave to. Ayyeee..till true pirate pat.
Me privateer sayeth HEAVE TO….you scoundrels. You you KNAVE. you you SWASH BUCKLERS.. they are all acting SQIFFEY. tis true. Ayyyye…am verra dissapointed in me men. such bad lads.
The lasses seem to entice them. Ayyyye…..such a sad state of affairs. Aye remember when the sea was all a mahn needed ta be seduced. ..ayyyye….twas only yesteryear…tha me lads on board ….loved the salt. Ayyye…verra disspointing pirate pat.