Ye bet yer soggy hornpipe I have a map to the treasure lass, but I ain’t sharing the beauty I’m voyaging for with no one no how. Ye ain’t the mermaid queen, she would sooner run me through than parlayy. And you damn sure ain’t me cap’n, I’m the cap’n of this vessel! Now, How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder instead ye filthy, scheming, bilgerat? Prepare to be boarded sternside ya pretty scoundrel.
