I met Corvallus at a truck stop in Jupiter Florida and he sucked my c*** and tongued my hemorrhoids in the cab of my Peterbilt. He said “you’ve got the sweetest grundle, meatstick and backpussy I’ve ever tasted! I must have the recipe!”
12 hours a day in a truck for 20 years, I told him.
Trucker Doug
(Not a homosexual just need to get served every now and again on the long road)