I met Corvallus at a truck stop in Jupiter Florida and he sucked my cock and tongued my hemorrhoids in the cab of my Peterbilt. He said “you’ve got the sweetest grundle, meatstick and backpussy I’ve ever tasted! I must have the recipe!”
12 hours a day in a truck for 20 years, I told him.
(Not a homosexual just need to get served every now and again on the long road)