The TRUE Story: Riley Martin, Dr. Remulak, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, and I met about a Biiavian spacecraft where Riley told us to take it easy while we got probed, and afterward we were blasted with a melange of pheromones that had us wild with s***** lust toward one another, and the four of us had an o*** sesh that was Out Of This World!
– CORVALLUS WINSLOW
